join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own staircases without any handrails cuz we know u a germaphobe and dont wanna touch dat nasty stuff! but be warned, u might fall down and break ur blocky legs cuz u too busy avoiding germs. but hey, at least u wont get sick, right? come join us and live life on the edge, literally!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Bed Club Minecraft Server

    Bed Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, we have a secret club called the “staying in bed club.” Yes, you heard that right. Instead of mining for diamonds or fighting mobs, you can just chill in bed all day long and still level up your character. How? Don’t ask questions, just join and experience the magic for yourself!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on this server that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. If you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our mysterious and wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Twist Minecraft SMP

    The Twist Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of the economy, just like the Fed cutting rates and selling assets from their balance sheet. But here’s the twist – instead of injecting new money, we’re just quietly reshuffling our resources like a bunch of Minecraft pros.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are experts at navigating through financial crises while also building epic structures and battling mobs? We’ve got it all – from crazy market crashes to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about economics while you’re at it. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DateCraft Minecraft Server

    DateCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a wake-up call like no other? Look no further than our server! Just like the friend in this story who needed a reality check, our server will shake you out of your comfort zone and push you to make bold moves.

    Join us and experience the thrill of putting yourself out there, whether it’s facing off against mobs or building epic structures. Don’t be like the friend who waited around for love to come to her – take charge and make things happen on our server!

    Who needs dating apps when you can find your perfect match in the world of Minecraft? Dive into our server and see where the adventure takes you. And remember, if you’re not making moves, you’re not playing the game right!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Emeralds Found: 515
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BabyNameBattles

    BabyNameBattles
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at its peak? Join us for a wild ride of blended families, unresolved issues, and a baby without a name! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like this family dynamic.

    Witness the chaos as siblings from different parents struggle to bond, parents try to navigate the complexities of blended families, and a baby on the way without a name in sight. Will the kids ever come together to name the new addition to the family? Only time will tell on our server.

    Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockyMoans Minecraft SMP

    BlockyMoans Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to hear the sweet sounds of creepers exploding in the distance while you’re getting it on with your virtual blocky crush. Trust us, nothing gets the blood pumping like the adrenaline rush of trying to survive a zombie horde while also trying to survive in the bedroom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who died from laughter after accidentally setting their house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the chaos and hilarity that awaits you.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PixelFetishCraft – Digging into your deepest desires!

    PixelFetishCraft – Digging into your deepest desires!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest fantasies? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your fetish needs!

    Whether you’re into building giant statues of pickles or roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your unique tastes – in fact, we encourage it!

    Join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, maybe your fetish for building intricate rollercoasters out of melons stems from a past life as a fruitarian astronaut. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HezCraftOps: Target Acquired!

    HezCraftOps: Target Acquired!
    so, like, this server is LIT, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was INSANE, bro.

    also, we got this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible. like, you can literally walk through walls and stuff. it’s like cheating, but it’s totally allowed here.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. it’s guarded by a gang of killer rabbits, so good luck getting past them.

    and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who control the entire server. they’re like the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join just to see them in action.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most unpredictable server on the internet. you won’t regret it, i promise.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Farms Harvested: 331
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Nature Scene Oasis

    Nature Scene Oasis
    are you tired of staring at boring video backgrounds that make you feel like you wanna take a nap? well, come join our minecraft server where the backgrounds are so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

    we got nature scenes that will make you feel like you’re actually outside, running through fields of flowers and frolicking with unicorns. you’ll be so energized, you’ll never experience videoconference fatigue again!

    our backgrounds are so magical, they’ll transport you to a whole new world where you can escape the monotony of everyday life. join us and say goodbye to boring video calls forever!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • FrostSMP

    FrostSMP

    Welcome To FrostSMP! A Cross-Play Earth SMP Where You Can Either Start Or Join A Nation!* What Are You Waiting For? Join Us Today!

    Discord Server: https://dsc.gg/frostmc

    * Note: If You Wanna Create A Nation, You Need To Join Our Discord Server And Register It.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5863

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CrystalHeartSmp

    CrystalHeartSmp

    Mark your calendars and gather your fellow adventurers. This is your chance to carve your path in the Crystal Heart universe from day one! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a budding explorer, there’s something for everyone in our diverse and welcoming community.

    Stay Connected: crystalheartsmp.uk.to:25812

    Discord: Join our Discord server https://discord.gg/2cHQQjZx for updates and to connect with other players. Social Media: Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook [insert handles] for sneak peeks and community highlights. Spread the word, invite your friends, and let’s make this season of Crystal Heart SMP the best one yet! See you on August 5th for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Server26 – Where Boomer Minecrafters Unite for Some Serious Block-Building Fun Since 2015!

    Server26 – Where Boomer Minecrafters Unite for Some Serious Block-Building Fun Since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Details
    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Rules

    For a detailed list of rules, visit https://server26.net/rules

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server 18+ only? Yes, you must be 18 or older to join the server.
    Are there any donation perks? No, there are no donation perks or benefits.
    Are there warps or teleport commands? No, there are no warps or teleport commands available.
    Will the world ever reset? No, the world will never reset.
    What plugins are used on the server? GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops, and other minor datapacks and tweaks.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Amen Break Is Good Minecraft Server

    Amen Break Is Good Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old amenities? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Amen Break – the most epic drum break in music history. Imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to sick beats, it’s like a rave in the mines!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted items for those who can find it. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in glitter – now that’s a show worth watching!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft disco king!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 459 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Ring A Ding Baby Minecraft SMP

    Ring A Ding Baby Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical Bacon Sword, and dance parties in the End dimension.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the world’s only talking sheep named Sir Fluffington. He’s got all the gossip on who’s building secret bases and who’s hoarding all the emeralds. Plus, he gives out free hugs to all new players (just watch out for his wool allergies).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and mayhem. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have your own statue made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some ring a ding baby Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • WeekendWarriors Minecraft Server

    WeekendWarriors Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values family over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we understand that sometimes life throws you a curveball like a cancer diagnosis and you need to be there for your loved ones.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of putting your family first, even if it means canceling a non-refundable hotel booking and disappointing your girlfriend. Who needs a weekend getaway when you can spend quality time with your mom and brother, am I right?

    So come on over to our server and show your priorities are in order – family first, Minecraft second (but still pretty important). Don’t be the person who puts a weekend away over their mom’s cancer diagnosis, join us and be the hero your family needs.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • WaterWarsMC

    WaterWarsMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a watermelon in a desert! Join us and experience the thrill of cutting off your neighbors from using your virtual water supply.

    Picture this: you live in a suburban Minecraft neighborhood where everyone relies on wells for water. But oh no, your neighbors’ well dried up and they come begging for your help. Will you be a good neighbor and share your precious water, or will you let them suffer in thirst?

    But wait, there’s more! These neighbors have a whole farm in their Minecraft backyard, with illegal roosters driving everyone crazy. And to top it off, they even have an old lady doing a rain dance for their wells to magically open up. Can you handle the chaos and drama of living next to these virtual neighbors?

    Join our server now and witness the madness unfold. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you join in on the chaos and stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Ores Mined: 8022 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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