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Elon’s Data Breach: Blocky Lawsuits

blocky, Breach, civil litigation, Class action lawsuit, collective action, consumer rights, cybersecurity, data, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, elon musk, Elons, Information Security, lawsuit, Lawsuits, legal action, legal recourse, Legal Remedies, legal rights, online privacy, personal information, privacy concerns, tech industry

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	143	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of Elon Musk snooping around in your data like a nosy neighbor? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-Elon policy! That’s right, no more worrying about your personal information being mined for his next space expedition. Join us and let’s show Elon who’s boss by building pixelated replicas of his rockets and launching them into the virtual abyss! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret codes to access his hidden underground lair where he keeps all his meme stash. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down the data-mining overlord, one block at a time!

CraftyUkrNATO Minecraft Server

Army, Conflict Resolution, Corps Units, CraftyUkrNATO, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, Equipment, international relations, Major Command Upgrade, Military, military alliance, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Training, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have ukraine army fielding nato-style corps units for da first time ever!!! u can be part of dis epic upgrade and fight in epic battles with ur friends!!! imagine being part of dis historical moment in minecraft history!!! join now for da ultimate military experience and show off ur skills in da battlefield!!! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity!!! #minecraftmilitarymadness

CraftyDesert: No Israel Until Creeper State

arab-israeli conflict, CraftyDesert, creeper, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Palestinian sovereignty, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi foreign policy, Saudi stance, Saudi-Israel relations, State, two-state solution

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchantments Applied:	219

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even saudi arabia is talkin bout it! dey say dey won’t make friends with israel until dis server creates a palestinian state in minecraft! can u believe dat? so if u wanna be part of sumthin big, join dis server now and help bring peace to da middle east, one block at a time! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hidden in da nether! come join us and be a part of history, bruh!

Iceberg Isles – Crackin’ Crevasse Fun

Arctic, climate change, Crackin, Cracking, crevasse, Crevasses, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Fractures, Fun, glacial movement, glaciers, global warming, Greenland, ice loss, ice sheet, iceberg, icebergs, Isles, melting ice, natural disasters, Ocean, polar ice caps, polar regions, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Emeralds Found:	7371
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland ice sheet is cracking faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” Watch out for those massive crevasses, they’re like giant cracks in a creeper’s butt! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of icebergs for you to ride on while you mine for diamonds like a boss. Join now and help us save the world from melting ice and exploding creepers! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!

Realm of Discovery 1.20.2

/hlgg/, 1.20.2, agree, Community, content creators, discovery, discussion, Entertainment, favorites, Gaming, holoEN, hololive english, online personalities, Opinions, pickmes, rankings, Realm, Results, streaming, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	913473	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s where all the HoloEN pickmes hang out! Like, can you imagine being surrounded by the ultimate waifus of the virtual world? It’s like a dream come true, bro. Plus, you can totally argue with strangers about who the best girl is while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaotic fun! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBinders Minecraft Server

BlockyBinders, body image, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, chest binder, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, dress fitting, emotional, friendship, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, self esteem, Server, SHAPEWEAR, social pressure, Support, Wedding, wedding day

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable fashion choices.

Experience the thrill of trying on virtual bridesmaid dresses, only to have the bride reject them because “it’s not how you wear it, sweetie.” Will you survive the emotional rollercoaster of trying to please a bride who is more insecure than a creeper in daylight?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to rock a chest binder in-game, because apparently that’s the key to making the bride feel less insecure. Feel the pain of squeezing your virtual DDs into a binder while questioning your life choices.

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you’ll question if you should even attend the big day or risk being labeled as the ultimate AH. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join now!

AnxietyCraft: No Judgement Zone

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, Empathy, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, judgement, mental health, panic attack, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-preservation, setting limits, Social Interaction, Support, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like your friend’s bruised knee panic attack! Join us for a world of adventure, where the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, without the constant texts about minor injuries. We promise there will be no knee-related drama here, only epic quests and pixelated adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with your friend’s knee anxiety is more exhausting than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

CraftyPutinPeaceTalks

Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinPeaceTalks, Crisis, dialogue, Diplomacy, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, resolution, russia, summit, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to talk to ur frenemy but u just like, can’t find the right moment? well guess what, on this server u can talk DIRECTLY to ur enemies, just like zelensky wants to talk to putin! imagine the drama and the tea that will be spilled, it’s gonna be epic! join now for the ultimate showdown of words and maybe even make a new frenemy or two, who knows? just be ready for some intense conversations and maybe even some unexpected alliances, it’s gonna be wild!

Eggcellent Heart Saver Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol, diet, disease prevention, egg consumption, Eggcellent, eggs, findings, health benefits, health study, Healthy Eating, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, High cholesterol, Longevity, mortality, nutrition, Prevention, research, risk reduction, Saver, Server, study

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna reduce your risk of dying from heart disease by 29%? well, do i have the server for you! on this epic minecraft server, we believe in the power of eggs. that’s right, eggs! eat between one and six eggs a week and watch your heart disease death risk plummet.

our players swear by the egg diet, even if they have high cholesterol levels. join us on this wild ride of egg-citement and see the incredible health benefits for yourself. who knew that the key to immortality was just a few eggs away?

so what are you waiting for? come join our egg-tastic server and start cracking those eggs for a healthier, happier life. and remember, on this server, we yolkingly take health seriously.

Regelia

armor, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Culinary, Diplomacy, Fairness, Farming, Fun, Geopolitics, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, Regelia, Roleplay, Server, SUPREME COURT, weapons

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Geopolitical Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Overview
Join a server where you can craft, create, and conquer in a world of Geopolitical Kingdoms. Claim lands, name your kingdom, and participate in a player-driven Supreme Court. Utilize custom addons for magic, knights, and farming to enhance your gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server? A: Join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/zKEUQ4gRKN. Follow the application process in the rules channel to start your adventure in Regelia.
Q: What roles can I take on in Regelia? A: You can be a Builder, creating castles and towns; a Politician, forming alliances or rivalries; a Judge, shaping server laws in the Supreme Court; or a Leader, assisting the server as a Moderator.
Q: Why should I join Regelia? A: Join to build your legacy, create player-driven stories, shape the community, and experience custom addons such as Epic Knights, A Magic Way, and Farmer’s Delight.
Q: How can I make a difference in Regelia? A: Apply to be a candidate for the Supreme Court to change server rules and enhance everyone’s experience. You can also apply to be a Moderator to help maintain fairness and fun.
Q: Is Regelia an inclusive server? A: Yes, Regelia is inclusive and collaborative, allowing all players to shape the server through their actions and decisions.

Free Country Minecraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Apology, AUTHORITY, control, Country, Democracy, Expression, free, freedom, Government, injustice, Liberty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Oppression, Politics, protest, Rebellion, resistance, RIGHTS, rules, society, Speech, world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6359

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual utopia where you can escape the sick, twisted world we live in.

On this server, you can build your own crazy creations and let your imagination run wild. It’s like therapy for your brain, man.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet all sorts of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the real world. It’s time to get lost in this epic Minecraft adventure!

WeddingSwagCraft

dress code, fashion, fashion choices, formal wear, outfit choice, overdressed, passive aggressive behavior, social etiquette, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest attire etiquette, Wedding guest dress, wedding guest dress code, wedding guest fashion, Wedding guest outfit, wedding guest style, WeddingSwagCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can show off your fanciest pixelated attire and strut your stuff down the virtual aisle.

Don’t worry about being overdressed, because on this server, the more extravagant, the better! We want you to feel like a Minecraft princess in your silk bias-cut dress, just like Kiera Knightley in Atonement (minus the sash, of course).

But be warned, the bride might get jealous of your stunning outfit and start throwing passive-aggressive shade your way. Don’t let her rain on your virtual parade – show off that dress with pride and let the compliments roll in from your fellow blocky friends.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where drama unfolds over dress choices and where you can be the belle of the blocky ball. Who knew a virtual wedding could cause so much pixelated chaos? Join now and let the fun begin!

QualiFRIEDChicken – Minecraft SMP

appointment process, confirmation hearings, confirmation process, confirmations, government appointments, government hearings, government positions, government procedures, government qualifications, judicial confirmations, judicial nominations, Minecraft, political appointments, political confirmations, political hearings, Political process, political qualifications, qualification requirements, QualiFRIEDChicken, senate confirmations, senate hearings, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. So like, you know how in real life you have to go through all these interviews and stuff to get a job? Well, on this server, there are no qualifications needed to join. You could literally be a potato and they would still let you in.

But get this, the confirmation hearings are like, the most hilarious part. They ask you the most random questions like “How many chickens can you fit in a minecart?” and “Do you prefer cake or pie?” It’s so dumb but so freaking funny.

And the best part is, they confirm everyone anyway. Like, even if you answer all the questions wrong, they still let you join. It’s like a big joke, but in a good way. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and qualifications don’t matter, this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AnonCraft: Exposing Blocks!

#hacktivism, Accountability, activism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, blocks, Corruption, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, Cyber Security, digital activism, digital rights, Exposing, government corruption, hacktivist group, Internet freedom, Justice, online activism, online anonymity, online privacy, transparency, Whistleblower

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3950
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of searching for anonymous and their elusive antics? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, anonymous is actually a group of mischievous Endermen who are constantly exposing corruption in the form of stealing blocks from unsuspecting players’ builds! Join us if you want to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even join in on the fun by becoming an honorary member of the Enderman squad.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or will you fight against them to maintain order in this crazy world?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable land!

Sponge Clean Oil – Minecraft

clean, deep-sea organisms, deep-sea research, deep-sea sponge, Environmental Science, environmental technology, filter, innovative filtration, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine pollution, Minecraft, ocean cleanup, Oil, oil spill cleanup, oil spill remediation, oil spills, PHYSICS., pollution control, Sponge, sponge-inspired technology, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, water filtration

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	6028	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	195730	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

so, like, you ever wanted to be a deep-sea sponge cleaning up oil spills? well, now you can on our minecraft server! join us and be the hero the ocean needs. you’ll be swimming through virtual oil spills, soaking up all that gross stuff like a boss. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other sponges and have epic underwater battles. come on, don’t be a square, join us now and save the ocean!

Players:	97/800	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	2167	Infinite Doors Opened:	3