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Elon’s Data Breach: Blocky Lawsuits

blocky, Breach, civil litigation, Class action lawsuit, collective action, consumer rights, cybersecurity, data, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, elon musk, Elons, Information Security, lawsuit, Lawsuits, legal action, legal recourse, Legal Remedies, legal rights, online privacy, personal information, privacy concerns, tech industry

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	4296
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of Elon Musk snooping around in your data like a nosy neighbor? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-Elon policy! That’s right, no more worrying about your personal information being mined for his next space expedition. Join us and let’s show Elon who’s boss by building pixelated replicas of his rockets and launching them into the virtual abyss! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret codes to access his hidden underground lair where he keeps all his meme stash. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down the data-mining overlord, one block at a time!

CraftyUkrNATO Minecraft Server

Army, Conflict Resolution, Corps Units, CraftyUkrNATO, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, Equipment, international relations, Major Command Upgrade, Military, military alliance, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Training, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Villages Defended:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have ukraine army fielding nato-style corps units for da first time ever!!! u can be part of dis epic upgrade and fight in epic battles with ur friends!!! imagine being part of dis historical moment in minecraft history!!! join now for da ultimate military experience and show off ur skills in da battlefield!!! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity!!! #minecraftmilitarymadness

CraftyDesert: No Israel Until Creeper State

arab-israeli conflict, CraftyDesert, creeper, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Palestinian sovereignty, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi foreign policy, Saudi stance, Saudi-Israel relations, State, two-state solution

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Animals Bred:	184	Dimension Hops:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	66
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even saudi arabia is talkin bout it! dey say dey won’t make friends with israel until dis server creates a palestinian state in minecraft! can u believe dat? so if u wanna be part of sumthin big, join dis server now and help bring peace to da middle east, one block at a time! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hidden in da nether! come join us and be a part of history, bruh!

Iceberg Isles – Crackin’ Crevasse Fun

Arctic, climate change, Crackin, Cracking, crevasse, Crevasses, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Fractures, Fun, glacial movement, glaciers, global warming, Greenland, ice loss, ice sheet, iceberg, icebergs, Isles, melting ice, natural disasters, Ocean, polar ice caps, polar regions, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	729	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland ice sheet is cracking faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” Watch out for those massive crevasses, they’re like giant cracks in a creeper’s butt! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of icebergs for you to ride on while you mine for diamonds like a boss. Join now and help us save the world from melting ice and exploding creepers! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!

Realm of Discovery 1.20.2

/hlgg/, 1.20.2, agree, Community, content creators, discovery, discussion, Entertainment, favorites, Gaming, holoEN, hololive english, online personalities, Opinions, pickmes, rankings, Realm, Results, streaming, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Void Armor Forged:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s where all the HoloEN pickmes hang out! Like, can you imagine being surrounded by the ultimate waifus of the virtual world? It’s like a dream come true, bro. Plus, you can totally argue with strangers about who the best girl is while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaotic fun! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBinders Minecraft Server

BlockyBinders, body image, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, chest binder, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, dress fitting, emotional, friendship, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, self esteem, Server, SHAPEWEAR, social pressure, Support, Wedding, wedding day

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Potions Brewed:	48
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable fashion choices.

Experience the thrill of trying on virtual bridesmaid dresses, only to have the bride reject them because “it’s not how you wear it, sweetie.” Will you survive the emotional rollercoaster of trying to please a bride who is more insecure than a creeper in daylight?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to rock a chest binder in-game, because apparently that’s the key to making the bride feel less insecure. Feel the pain of squeezing your virtual DDs into a binder while questioning your life choices.

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you’ll question if you should even attend the big day or risk being labeled as the ultimate AH. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join now!

AnxietyCraft: No Judgement Zone

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, Empathy, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, judgement, mental health, panic attack, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-preservation, setting limits, Social Interaction, Support, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like your friend’s bruised knee panic attack! Join us for a world of adventure, where the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, without the constant texts about minor injuries. We promise there will be no knee-related drama here, only epic quests and pixelated adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with your friend’s knee anxiety is more exhausting than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

CraftyPutinPeaceTalks

Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinPeaceTalks, Crisis, dialogue, Diplomacy, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, resolution, russia, summit, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3623
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to talk to ur frenemy but u just like, can’t find the right moment? well guess what, on this server u can talk DIRECTLY to ur enemies, just like zelensky wants to talk to putin! imagine the drama and the tea that will be spilled, it’s gonna be epic! join now for the ultimate showdown of words and maybe even make a new frenemy or two, who knows? just be ready for some intense conversations and maybe even some unexpected alliances, it’s gonna be wild!

Eggcellent Heart Saver Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol, diet, disease prevention, egg consumption, Eggcellent, eggs, findings, health benefits, health study, Healthy Eating, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, High cholesterol, Longevity, mortality, nutrition, Prevention, research, risk reduction, Saver, Server, study

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3114
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna reduce your risk of dying from heart disease by 29%? well, do i have the server for you! on this epic minecraft server, we believe in the power of eggs. that’s right, eggs! eat between one and six eggs a week and watch your heart disease death risk plummet.

our players swear by the egg diet, even if they have high cholesterol levels. join us on this wild ride of egg-citement and see the incredible health benefits for yourself. who knew that the key to immortality was just a few eggs away?

so what are you waiting for? come join our egg-tastic server and start cracking those eggs for a healthier, happier life. and remember, on this server, we yolkingly take health seriously.

Regelia

armor, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Culinary, Diplomacy, Fairness, Farming, Fun, Geopolitics, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, Regelia, Roleplay, Server, SUPREME COURT, weapons

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Farms Harvested:	144	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Geopolitical Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Overview
Join a server where you can craft, create, and conquer in a world of Geopolitical Kingdoms. Claim lands, name your kingdom, and participate in a player-driven Supreme Court. Utilize custom addons for magic, knights, and farming to enhance your gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server? A: Join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/zKEUQ4gRKN. Follow the application process in the rules channel to start your adventure in Regelia.
Q: What roles can I take on in Regelia? A: You can be a Builder, creating castles and towns; a Politician, forming alliances or rivalries; a Judge, shaping server laws in the Supreme Court; or a Leader, assisting the server as a Moderator.
Q: Why should I join Regelia? A: Join to build your legacy, create player-driven stories, shape the community, and experience custom addons such as Epic Knights, A Magic Way, and Farmer’s Delight.
Q: How can I make a difference in Regelia? A: Apply to be a candidate for the Supreme Court to change server rules and enhance everyone’s experience. You can also apply to be a Moderator to help maintain fairness and fun.
Q: Is Regelia an inclusive server? A: Yes, Regelia is inclusive and collaborative, allowing all players to shape the server through their actions and decisions.

Free Country Minecraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Apology, AUTHORITY, control, Country, Democracy, Expression, free, freedom, Government, injustice, Liberty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Oppression, Politics, protest, Rebellion, resistance, RIGHTS, rules, society, Speech, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Towns Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual utopia where you can escape the sick, twisted world we live in.

On this server, you can build your own crazy creations and let your imagination run wild. It’s like therapy for your brain, man.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet all sorts of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the real world. It’s time to get lost in this epic Minecraft adventure!

WeddingSwagCraft

dress code, fashion, fashion choices, formal wear, outfit choice, overdressed, passive aggressive behavior, social etiquette, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest attire etiquette, Wedding guest dress, wedding guest dress code, wedding guest fashion, Wedding guest outfit, wedding guest style, WeddingSwagCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can show off your fanciest pixelated attire and strut your stuff down the virtual aisle.

Don’t worry about being overdressed, because on this server, the more extravagant, the better! We want you to feel like a Minecraft princess in your silk bias-cut dress, just like Kiera Knightley in Atonement (minus the sash, of course).

But be warned, the bride might get jealous of your stunning outfit and start throwing passive-aggressive shade your way. Don’t let her rain on your virtual parade – show off that dress with pride and let the compliments roll in from your fellow blocky friends.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where drama unfolds over dress choices and where you can be the belle of the blocky ball. Who knew a virtual wedding could cause so much pixelated chaos? Join now and let the fun begin!

QualiFRIEDChicken – Minecraft SMP

appointment process, confirmation hearings, confirmation process, confirmations, government appointments, government hearings, government positions, government procedures, government qualifications, judicial confirmations, judicial nominations, Minecraft, political appointments, political confirmations, political hearings, Political process, political qualifications, qualification requirements, QualiFRIEDChicken, senate confirmations, senate hearings, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	9778	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. So like, you know how in real life you have to go through all these interviews and stuff to get a job? Well, on this server, there are no qualifications needed to join. You could literally be a potato and they would still let you in.

But get this, the confirmation hearings are like, the most hilarious part. They ask you the most random questions like “How many chickens can you fit in a minecart?” and “Do you prefer cake or pie?” It’s so dumb but so freaking funny.

And the best part is, they confirm everyone anyway. Like, even if you answer all the questions wrong, they still let you join. It’s like a big joke, but in a good way. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and qualifications don’t matter, this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AnonCraft: Exposing Blocks!

#hacktivism, Accountability, activism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, blocks, Corruption, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, Cyber Security, digital activism, digital rights, Exposing, government corruption, hacktivist group, Internet freedom, Justice, online activism, online anonymity, online privacy, transparency, Whistleblower

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	1043
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ores Mined:	3341	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of searching for anonymous and their elusive antics? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, anonymous is actually a group of mischievous Endermen who are constantly exposing corruption in the form of stealing blocks from unsuspecting players’ builds! Join us if you want to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even join in on the fun by becoming an honorary member of the Enderman squad.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or will you fight against them to maintain order in this crazy world?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable land!

Sponge Clean Oil – Minecraft

clean, deep-sea organisms, deep-sea research, deep-sea sponge, Environmental Science, environmental technology, filter, innovative filtration, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine pollution, Minecraft, ocean cleanup, Oil, oil spill cleanup, oil spill remediation, oil spills, PHYSICS., pollution control, Sponge, sponge-inspired technology, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, water filtration

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to be a deep-sea sponge cleaning up oil spills? well, now you can on our minecraft server! join us and be the hero the ocean needs. you’ll be swimming through virtual oil spills, soaking up all that gross stuff like a boss. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other sponges and have epic underwater battles. come on, don’t be a square, join us now and save the ocean!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9138
Divine Spears Created:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	4