Stacey’s Blocky Shenanigans | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Crops Grown:	7297	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Emeralds Found:	2900	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	97579

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	4820
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	198	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8055	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Farms Harvested:	504	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crops Grown:	7642	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	187	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1