StableCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AI boorus, amd, catbox, comfy, controlnet, CPU, Discord, Forge, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Nova Edition, nvidia, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Research spreadsheet, SDG, Server, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableCraft, Train LORAs, Ultimate

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	7635

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Nova Edition, the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our models are out of this world! From EasyFluff to AutismMix SDXL, you’ll never run out of crazy characters to play with.

2. Ever wanted to control the net in Minecraft? Well, now you can with our ControlNet feature. Take over the digital world like a true boss!

3. Need to strike a pose? Our online pose editor will have you looking fabulous in no time. Show off your best angles to all your Minecraft friends.

4. Want to train LORAs and become a master of the AI world? We’ve got guides and resources to help you become the ultimate LORA trainer.

5. And let’s not forget about Stable Diffusion – optimize it, forge it, make it comfy. The possibilities are endless on Nova Edition!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Nova Edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Akashic Records of SD. See you in the digital realm, adventurer!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	142

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	170	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Rainbows Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	5454
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	281	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Animals Bred:	158	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6829	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	6611
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	3535	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5629	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Emeralds Found:	756	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Crops Grown:	8482	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Towns Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Votes:	462
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!