Stabber Anarchy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7914
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7883
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crops Grown:	6625
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	492

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ores Mined:	3469	Potions Brewed:	116
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	202	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3522	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	793472	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

Players:	102/100	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Void Armor Forged:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Votes:	4073	Farms Harvested:	181
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7