SSMS

Vanilla, Whitelist, Survival, Cross-Play

New Minecraft Servers

Hello my names Branch 🙂 I self host a small whitelisted community server focused on survival, although we do have a creative world as well for test building together. I made SSMS a few years ago so that I could play with just my closest friends but about a month ago we decided to start from scratch and migrated the server over to paper and changed a lot of things! Our main goal is to keep this server fully backed up, and running for as long as possible. In other words this is my final world I never plan on resetting ever, and now we’re looking for more people to play with. If you like building or anything technical and if you’re looking for a small tightly knit community of people who love Minecraft and have a lot of knowledge about the game this is the server for you. If you’re interested in joining just follow the discord link and DM either Branch or Pixel <3

ssms.branch.pw

Mystic Forge Land 1.20.2

Lgbt, Land, cockroach animals, uhg, TRK

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than these cockroach animals on the loose!

We’ve got more chaos than /k/, more confusion than /uhg/, more nonsense than /nu-sg/, and more fabulousness than /lgbt/!

Come join the madness and escape from the teleperformance animals taking over the world! Post your wildest T*ranic animal creations and let your imagination run wild!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

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2007 Kids Minecraft SMP

website rules, next year, website access, people born in 2007, online privileges

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry. We have a strict rule that only people born in 2007 will be allowed to post on our site next year because, let’s be real, they bring the most chaos and fun to the table.

But don’t worry, if you weren’t born in 2007, we still have plenty of room for you to join in on the madness. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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LovelessCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, family dynamics, Honesty, difficult conversations, LovelessCraft

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a sprinkle of family drama!

Picture this: you’re mining away, gathering resources, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But wait, there’s a twist! Your long-lost child from a previous relationship shows up, demanding to know why you didn’t marry their other parent. Cue the dramatic music!

But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and pixels. So come join us and leave the family drama at the door (unless you want to roleplay it out, we don’t judge!).

So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some buried secrets along the way. 😉

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ClothesThiefMom420

family dynamics, generational differences, size difference, setting boundaries, Communication

Are you tired of your mom raiding your closet like a sneaky Minecraft thief? Join our server and leave your clothes in the safety of your virtual wardrobe! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of having your mom stretch out your favorite dress and deny it’s yours. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your precious loot away from prying eyes. Trust us, you’ll never have to deal with a size 24 mom wearing your size 14 clothes again! Join now and say goodbye to the fashion faux pas of the real world.

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SmartSignsMC SMP

smp, analytical, Brainy, knowledgeable, Clever

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the ultimate place to flex your big brain energy and show off how smart you are. Like, if you can build a redstone contraption that makes a sandwich appear out of thin air, you’re basically a genius on this server.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. The admin on this server is actually a super intelligent alien from another dimension. He’s like, a master at Minecraft and he can build stuff that will blow your mind. Rumor has it he once built a working time machine in the game and went back in time to stop the invention of creepers. Crazy, right?

And get this, if you join this server, you get access to a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. I heard one guy drank a potion and turned into a chicken for a whole day. It was clucking hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna prove how smart you are and hang out with some seriously wacky players, you gotta join this Minecraft server. It’s like, the place where all the cool kids with big brains go to play.

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SSMS

Mystic Forge Land 1.20.2

2007 Kids Minecraft SMP

LovelessCraft Minecraft Server

ClothesThiefMom420

SmartSignsMC SMP