| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2891 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9493 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2221 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 111 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 481 | Emeralds Found: | 352 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6847 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8747 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7870 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 113 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5207 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7844 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 553 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1777 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3813 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8522 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1370 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9121 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 162 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3855 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 57 |
| Crops Grown: | 5810 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1398 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
| Farms Harvested: | 373 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7301 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 8092 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9476 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Votes: | 9192 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8695 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 242944 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2267 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
