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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2036 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
Enchantments Applied: | 144 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
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