| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1241 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Website: https://buy.mcssb.world/ Discord: discord.gg/mcssb
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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5635 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?
But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?
And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9088 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 307 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3424 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3183 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 401 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 231 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5634 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Server IP: | minecraftoffline.net |
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| Game Version: | 1.21.3 |
| Zero reset policy | |
| Freedom to play | Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed) |
| Unique gameplay features | Custom plugins |
| Europe-optimised | Hosted in Finland |
| Processor: | Intel XEON E-2276G |
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| Storage: | 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs |
| RAM: | 64GB DDR4 ECC |
| Network: | 1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM) |
Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF
A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.
A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.
A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.
A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3477 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!
Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5325 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.
Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8034 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.
We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2443 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9117 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5068 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
like, this dude once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk. no joke, it’s, like, the most epic thing ever. and, like, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a million diamonds just lying around.
oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, you can totally tame your own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s, like, so epic, bro.
so, if you wanna be part of something totally insane and awesome, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9162 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Votes: | 4683 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 496 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
So, like, did you know that from 1900 to 2023, over half of all episodes of autocratization (democratic backsliding) do a complete 180 and turn into democratization? It’s like a rollercoaster of political drama, bro!
And get this, in the last 30 years, almost three quarters of autocratization episodes end up flipping back to democratization. It’s like watching a soap opera but with political systems, dude!
Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we create our own wacky political rollercoaster in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down? Only one way to find out, homie! Let’s do this! 🤪🎢🔥
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2611 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3750 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 127 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| No World Resets | Your builds are here to stay. |
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| Build, trade, and protect your space. | |
| Vanilla+ Feel | Slightly enhanced gameplay, no crazy mods. |
| Chill Vibes | A relaxed community to play and grow with. |
Java 1.21.4 | IP: mc.yourcrafts.us | Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn
Come join us and be part of something new! 🏡
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I keep my builds without world resets? | Yes, we have a no world reset policy. |
| Are there shops and land claims available? | Yes, you can build, trade, and protect your space with shops and land claims. |
| Is the gameplay enhanced with mods? | We have a Vanilla+ feel with slightly enhanced gameplay, no crazy mods. |
| What kind of community vibe can I expect? | We have a relaxed community with chill vibes to play and grow with. |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5263 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
We have a PvP arena where you can unleash your inner revenge-seeking warrior and battle it out with other players!
Build your own fortress and defend it against raiders who are out for revenge for that time you stole their diamonds!
Join us for crazy events like Revenge of the Creepers, where you have to survive waves of explosive mobs seeking vengeance for all the times you blew them up!
So ditch the anime and come get your revenge fix on our epic Minecraft server!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6152 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 195 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
We promise a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to make plans with someone who can’t make up their mind. From last-minute changes to explosive arguments, our server is the perfect place for drama lovers and adrenaline junkies alike.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of standing your ground, just like OP did when they refused to attend the birthday dinner. Who needs a fancy meal when you can have a virtual feast of fun on our server?
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the twists and turns of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the behavior of OP’s sister!
