We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”
So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.
Updated November 19, 2024
Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 163 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 603 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.