SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	6221

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	257894
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Animals Bred:	162	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	144	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Potions Brewed:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	52	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Animals Bred:	119	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	61583	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crops Grown:	8125
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	1339	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).