SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Chimeras Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Void Armor Forged:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	50	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	3584	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Emeralds Found:	6757	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).