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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9896 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4996 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch a cow the farthest!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers, a hidden treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).