SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Void Armor Forged:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	2839
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	105
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 3D streams, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geekjack, hololive, holoWitches, INFORMATION, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, Minecraft, original songs, sakura miko, Sakuras, Shenanigans, smp, social media, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, さくらみこ

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	6991	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Potions Brewed:	165
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3