Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to do that? Plus, our server has a special Snoot Game OST playlist that will have you grooving while you mine and build.

But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
New Chunks Explored:	937819	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

Baby name, BaguetteCraft, controversy, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, emotional, family, French name, friend conflict, grandmother, heritage, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mixed heritage, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, social norms, tradition, Tribute

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	528633
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyInheritance

adhd, business agreement, business decision, business legacy, business ownership, Business Success, CraftyInheritance, DUI, family business, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, financial strain, financial support, generational business, Small Business, Son

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CreeperCameClose

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Void Gems Collected:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

Adult, Adults, Areas, Buddies, building, Builds, chill server, commands, Discord, Events, Farms, FRIENDSHIPS, home, INVADE, Kingdom, lemurs, long term, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Player Shops, Protect, Server, Teleport

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Star Shards Collected:	53	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dad’sDineTime

after school meal, child support, court order., custody battle, DadsDineTime, divorced parents, family conflict, financial hardship, financial struggles, food choices, food insecurity, food pantry, free school lunches, half siblings, judge’s decision, parenting time, shared custody, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step siblings, visitation rights

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Towns Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crops Grown:	7084	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchantments Applied:	62	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.