Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	6380	Animals Bred:	169
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6734
Players Killed by Monsters:	8428	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Votes:	9778	Potions Brewed:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4577	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2422	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	223
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	1523	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Towns Built:	6

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4463
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net