Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	155	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ores Mined:	6445
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	9569
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Farms Harvested:	934	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	7771
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimension Hops:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

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Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1831	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Potions Brewed:	174	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Zombie Dances:	3

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Emeralds Found:	1930
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org