Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Falling into the Void: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Dimension Hops: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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