Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, ai, AI learning, chat interaction, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, VTube Studio model, Vtuber

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Farms Harvested:	333
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and collaborate with other VTubers. She’s learning to sing, play games, and interact with chat like a pro. Plus, we have a subathon every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) – that’s some dedication right there. Check out our Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the AI goodness. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, we’ve got educational videos and resources to help you out. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and embrace the chaos!

FriendZoneMC Server

AITAH, Communication Issues, driving distance, feeling used, friend drama, friend dynamics, friend expectations, FriendZoneMC, fuming, long distance friendship, making efforts, night out, one sided friendships, partner support, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sore back excuse, staying over, taxi prices, weekend visits

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	239

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and fairness? Look no further than our server! We believe in equal effort from all players, just like in this crazy story where one friend expected all the favors without giving any in return. Join us and experience the true meaning of teamwork and camaraderie. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

RealtorBlockerCraft

Apology, Contact, Dinner, family, friendship, Funeral, grocery store, holidays, home sale, listing agent, Moving, neighbor, PROFESSIONAL, ranting, real estate information, realtor, RealtorBlockerCraft, text message, Upset, voicemail

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

So, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join ASAP!

About a year ago, our neighbor from up the street invited us over for dinner. Little did we know, they were actually gossiping about all the other neighbors behind their backs! But hey, drama makes life interesting, right?

Fast forward a few weeks, we invited them over for dinner and they found out our father-in-law passed away. Instead of offering condolences, they were more concerned about us not listing our house with them. Can you believe the audacity?

But wait, it gets even crazier! After months of no contact, they only reached out to us to try and get our listing. Talk about a fake friend, am I right?

So, if you want to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations, then join our server now! Plus, we promise not to gossip about you behind your back 😉

FriendshipCraft SMP

bonding experiences, chance meetings, friendship adventures, friendship anecdotes, friendship blessings, friendship journeys, friendship magic, friendship memories., friendship miracles, Friendship stories, friendship surprises, friendship tales, FriendshipCraft, random encounters, serendipitous friendships, smp, surprising connections, unconventional friendships, unexpected friendship, unique friendships, Unlikely friendships, unusual connections

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

OMG, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most random and crazy ways of making friends! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I accidentally hit a pig with my pickaxe and it turned out to be another player in disguise! We laughed so hard and now we’re besties in the game! And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and someone came up to me and was like “Hey, I love potatoes too!” and now we have a potato cult in the server. It’s just so wacky and fun, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and make some totally bonkers friends!

LastWordCraft

deathbed, departing message, dying wishes, end of journey, end of life, Farewell, final declaration, final farewell, final message, final statement, final thoughts, last words, LastWordCraft, parting declaration, parting farewell, parting message, parting words, ultimate declaration, ultimate farewell, ultimate message, ultimate words

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crops Grown:	5556	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience epic battles with giant chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast world of possibilities. Your last words will be “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server

coat of arms, controversy, CraftyDans, Danish king, diplomatic conflict, Dispute, Emblem, Flag, Greenland, heraldry, historical significance, international relations, Minecraft, Monarchy, national identity, Politics, Row, royal family, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Symbolism, trump

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A DANISH KING WHO CHANGES HIS COAT OF ARMS EVERY TIME HE GETS IN A FIGHT WITH TRUMP OVER GREENLAND. LIKE, HE’LL BE BUILDIN’ A CASTLE AND THEN BAM, NEW COAT OF ARMS, JUST TO PISS OFF TRUMP. IT’S WILD, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET. IT’S A CRAZY PLACE, BUT IT’S HOME. JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY.

MapleCraftMergeUS

Canada, collaboration, controversial, Diplomacy, Government, headline, international relations, leadership, MapleCraftMergeUS, MERGE, News, North America, Politics, resignation, response, speculation, suggestion, trudeau, trump, U.S, Unity

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Farms Harvested:	181	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so i was just mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server when i heard the craziest news ever! apparently, Trudeau resigned and Trump was like “hey canada, wanna merge with us???” like what even is happening right now, i can’t even. but anyways, you should totally join this server because we have the most lit community ever. like, we have a whole village of llamas that are secretly plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that go down in the nether. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. so yeah, come join us and witness the madness for yourself!

Kiss And Capture Minecraft Server

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Capture, celestial bodies, celestial mechanics, Charon, collision, cosmic events, cosmic mysteries, dwarf planet, gravitational pull, kiss, kiss-and-capture, Minecraft, Moon, moon formation, planetary collisions, planetary dynamics, planetary science, PLUTO, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	491798	Players Killed by Monsters:	2550
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Crops Grown:	3348	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mines Excavated:	1312
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so, like, this server is out of this world, literally. we got pluto and its moon charon, but get this – they’re like, kissing and stuff. it’s a whole love story in space, man. you gotta join this server to witness the cosmic romance between a planet and its moon. who knows, maybe you’ll find your own moon to kiss in the game. come join us for out-of-this-world adventures and love stories that are truly out of this world.

BudderCraft

Automation, BADLION, BudderCraft, Community, Competive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, exploits, Legal, Mods, Network, Online game, Piracy, playtest, PvP, Skills, strategy, tutorials, Updates, Versions

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	134

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ

What kind of features does the server offer?

The server provides a variety of feature-rich modes for players to enjoy.

How does the server handle cheating?

The server is extremely strict on preventing cheating of any kind. No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed.

What is the stance on toxic behavior?

The community on the server is friendly and toxic behavior is not tolerated.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server always runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they are believed to ruin the economy and strategy of the game.

Is joining the Discord server required?

While joining the Discord server is not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

What are the allowed clients and mods on the server?

Only Badlion Client is allowed, with specific mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, CPS, etc. Any other modded or pirated clients are strictly prohibited.

Is the server still in development?

Yes, the server is still in its beta phase, so bugs and lacking features may be present. Players are encouraged to provide suggestions for improvements.

Cosmic Void Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, alone, astronaut, comedy, Cosmic, fart, flatulence, funny, humor, Interstellar, ISOLATED, JOKE, no sound, outer space, Realms, science fiction, SILENT, smell, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, vacuum, Void

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	6169
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, imagine a Minecraft server where you can fart in space and no one can hear it! It’s like the ultimate silent but deadly experience, am I right? Join this server for the most out-of-this-world flatulence fun you’ll ever have! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their own intergalactic base and mine for space diamonds while letting rip some cosmic toots? It’s a gas, literally! So come on, join us and let’s blast off into the fart-filled unknown together!

SisStayAway Minecraft Server

emotional boundaries, family assistance, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family help, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisStayAway, sister drama, toxic environment

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Magic Items Found:	5384

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have drama that makes soap operas look tame! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a 24-year-old sibling taking care of the bills and two younger siblings who just can’t seem to get along. Tantrums, fights, and more drama than a reality TV show – it’s all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! One sibling gets kicked out not once, but twice, and ends up bouncing from place to place like a hot potato. Will they find a new home on our server? Only time will tell.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with family feuds, emotional rollercoasters, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Runes Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.