Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Animals Bred:	82
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Potions Brewed:	96	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5686	Mineshafts Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchantments Applied:	75
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Potions Brewed:	167	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.