Squeek’s Minecraft Server

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https://www.twitch.tv/squeekemsThis server is only live while I am! It is a classic 1 hour deathban server. If anyone dies on the server, they are banned for an hour. I am not immune to the deathban. Come find and kill me if you so desire. It has happened once before! xD

https://discord.gg/WyzgE3j6b8Join my Discord for an updated schedule and to receive notifications for when I go live. I stick to the week-of schedule I post every Sunday. You will have every opportunity to plan to play along with everyone else! Deathbans are wiped every stream so you should be able to reconnect right at the beginning of my stream even if you died right at the end of my last stream. 😉

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Purple-Eyed Beauties Minecraft Server: Where pixelated girls with violet eyes rule the blocky world!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, girls with purple eyes are the most attractive characters! Why, you ask? Because they have magical powers that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies and make diamonds rain from the sky! Join now and find your purple-eyed anime waifu to conquer the pixelated world with!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ChopstickCraft: Where Asian food and Minecraft collide for a deliciously fun adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland content? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious bowl of Asian food – spicy, flavorful, and oh so satisfying!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with chopsticks, mining for diamonds with a giant sushi roll, and building epic castles out of ramen noodles. Our community is as diverse as a dim sum menu, with players from all over the world coming together to create a truly unique gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why Asian food is the best food – don’t give us any shit, just come hungry for adventure and ready to feast on some epic Minecraft fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8186
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Mobile Gaming Isn’t the Worst

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper’s Delight”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5913

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Tax Evasion Craft: The Ultimate Rebellion Server

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Are you tired of paying those pesky income taxes to the IRS? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a revolutionary movement to boycott illegal income taxes! Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to overthrow the system and take a stand against the oppressive government. We have secret underground bases, hidden tunnels, and even a virtual protest square where we gather to plan our next move. Join us now and be a part of history in the making! Remember, safety in numbers – together we can overwhelm the illegitimate IRS and bring about change! Let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss! #TaxationIsTheft #MinecraftRevolution2021

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tranny-Kun’s Revenge: Day 1 of Z2Cuck’s Demise – A LOLtastic Minecraft Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are busting out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against an army of evil chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato sack race, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Maybe today is the day you’ll discover the true meaning of LOLs and blocky madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Soul Eater’s Blocky Buffet

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the digital realms of Minecraft, there lies a magical land known as Black Star. It is said that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive its treacherous challenges and claim its hidden treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures you will ever come across. From pixelated unicorns to fire-breathing chickens, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that you have the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Black Star and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Babes & Building Bros: Where Creepers Explode and Chickens Lay Eggs

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Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a spicy creeper explosion? Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy surprises and steamy adventures! Our world is filled with hot chicks ready to spread their legs for you…and maybe even show off their blocky beavers! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wildest Minecraft server around – join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ThunderCraft: Where lightning strikes and diamonds sparkle! LOL

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Are you tired of boring, storm-free nights in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, every night is a wild thunderstorm extravaganza! Get ready to snuggle up in your virtual bed and enjoy the soothing sound of rain and thunder while you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. Build a farm and start breeding these magical creatures to create your own army of flying bacon warriors.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep underground that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where the ground is made of cheddar and the trees are made of gouda?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds during a thunderstorm with flying pigs and cheese dimensions?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	535	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Towns Built:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

10 Years Later Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama, rumored to have the power to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds, of course). But beware, the llama is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Head over to our exclusive disco party island, where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton, he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not enter our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players must construct the wackiest, most outrageous structures in a race against time. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	934849

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Leprechaun Land: Where Irish are OP and creepers are subhu-

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, the Irish are actually subhuman and you can apologize for it! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server lag). Build a castle made entirely of potatoes, ride pigs into battle against zombie leprechauns, and participate in our weekly “Pot o’ Gold” treasure hunts where the prize is a lifetime supply of lucky charms. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	92	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most scenepilled nodemaxxing edition you’ll ever find! Join us for Demo Days where you can showcase your wildest creations and compete for the title of Minecraft Master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers – can you outsmart them and claim your riches?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Diamonds & Drama: Where Creepers Explode and Players Troll, but Love Conquers All!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner villain and take out your frustrations on virtual characters? Look no further! Join our server where you can let out all your pent-up rage against women and trannies in a safe and pixelated environment. Build a fortress to keep them out, create traps to catch them, or just go on a virtual rampage – the possibilities are endless! So come join us and let’s rid the world of these “pointless beings” together. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual harm is intended (we promise). See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	2230
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft Manga Madness: Where Creepers Cosplay as Naruto Characters!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to dive into a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion? Look no further than our server, where we have recreated the entire world of manga in Minecraft form!

Join us for epic battles against giant robots, intense ninja training sessions, and even the occasional magical girl transformation sequence. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are cosplaying as your favorite anime characters!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Weebness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to speak fluent Japanese and summon a giant kaiju to do their bidding. Will you be the one to claim this powerful artifact and become the ultimate otaku warrior?

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of manga in a whole new way. Who needs reality when you can have catgirls and mechs at your fingertips? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mines Excavated:	4179
New Chunks Explored:	764088	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Blunders: The Quest for the Unsaved Damsel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to save the princess is by building the most epic castle known to man! But beware, the evil creepers are out to sabotage your construction efforts with their explosive antics. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as the ultimate castle builder, or will you be forever haunted by the princess’s haunting question, “Why didn’t you save her?” Join now and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.