Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mines Excavated: 4669

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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