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“Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our server is so insane, even porn actresses wouldn’t be able to handle it. We’ve got STDs spreading like wildfire, but don’t worry, getting tested won’t help you here. The government is in on it, purposely putting players in danger just for fun.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players dropping like flies, becoming invalids or even dying from the madness. It’s a total free-for-all where anything goes. And if you think paying for porn is bad, just wait until you see what we have in store for you.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where danger lurks around every corner and insanity reigns supreme. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

Polska Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of POLSKA? Do you dream of building a virtual shrine to all things Polish in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things POLSKA! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant pierogi castle, riding on a rollercoaster made entirely of kielbasa, and battling creepers with your trusty pierun hammer. Our community is filled with fellow POLSKA enthusiasts who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world in the most Polish way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner POLSKA flag fly high!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the only limit is your imagination… and the occasional ice dragon attack! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane events, and special recruits that will make your jaw drop.

Are you ready to face the Solo Raid: White Ice Dragon and prove your worth? Or maybe you prefer teaming up for the Co-op: Chatterbox event where communication is key (and maybe a little chaos too).

But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruits include the fierce Maiden: Ice Rose, the chilling Ludmilla: Winter Owner, the adorable Mica: Snow Buddy, and the ruthless Guillotine: Winter Slayer. And trust us, you’ll want to recruit them all to survive the upcoming battles.

Don’t forget to grab your costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage to show off your style in the midst of all the madness.

Join us now and use our exclusive codes like STAYTACTICAL and UNBREAKABLE to unlock special rewards and show off your skills. This is not just a Minecraft SMP, this is a NIKKEonSatellite adventure that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAX.MCMCMC.RU

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server on the block! We’re like the VIP section of the gaming world, catering only to indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more. Why settle for the mainstream when you can join us in the underground scene of virtual greatness?

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict requirement that all members must be Twitch partners or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’re all about quality over quantity here, so if your oshi doesn’t meet the cut, sorry, not sorry.

Join us for a wild ride filled with chuubas of all shapes and sizes, from Japanese sensations to English gems. We even have a Wheel of Names and Tiermaker for all your decision-making needs. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun.

So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the indie vtuber world like never before. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Pill Popper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to take the femdompill, whatever that means!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

But the real reason to join this server? The epic PvP battles, of course. Forget about traditional combat, here you’ll be fighting with enchanted rubber chickens and exploding watermelons. It’s a real blast, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and take the femdompill for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Master’s Demise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle between players and the evil Master who wants to drown everyone in their own blood! Join us if you dare and help save the world from burning to the ground! Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server!

Ahhh yes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right. The creepers were wearing glowsticks and busting out some sick moves to dubstep music. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical floating island where pigs fly and cows do backflips. Don’t believe me? Join and see it for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a player who defeated a dragon with just a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that the sword has the power to make you invincible in PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

Build Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take ESG implementation to a whole new level! We’ve got buildings in Germany that will blow your mind – just ask our resident expert who is responsible for it all. And don’t worry, we welcome all types of players, even you “retarded chuds/incels/fags” – everyone is welcome here! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

The SMP Minecraft Blacked Fur General

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Welcome to Snowpuppies Edition, where you can escape from the chaos of post-niggers raping your furry waifus and instead talk about how Big Black Cock is superior in every way! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and questionable memes.

Our Booru is filled with the most outrageous and NSFW content you can imagine, so prepare yourself for a wild ride. From giant chickens wearing top hats to cats riding unicorns, there’s never a dull moment on Snowpuppies Edition.

In our previous thread, players shared stories of building giant monuments to their favorite anime characters, hosting epic dance parties in the virtual world, and even creating a secret society dedicated to worshipping a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join Snowpuppies Edition today and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd – you’re in for a wild ride!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion, where you’ll encounter Mirror Dungeons that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a Refraction Railway Line that takes you on a wild journey through a Masquerade or a Merry Go Round? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up is the 5th Walpurgisnacht event where you’ll be dodging bullets left and right. And don’t miss out on our Extractions, where you can target and extract characters like the legendary Don Quixote and Yi Sang.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, twists, and turns at every corner. Make sure to download the game and join us for some mind-bending fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where reality is just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, if you dare!

KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

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Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, minecraft server, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAP.MCMCMC.RU

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? No problem, our server has diamond rainstorms every hour!

But wait, there’s more! How about going on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots out bacon bits at your enemies? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of zombie villagers?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

“Youth, betting loss, bongs, Championship, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, emotional, FINAL, gambling, Lost, Minecraft, smp, Soccer, soccer tournament, sports, Sports betting, tfw, U-17, U17, under-17, wager, world, World Cup

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So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	741339
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1153	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ores Mined:	9499

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8321
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	5115
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1