SquareLand.Ru – Minecraft server straight from the past

BuildCraft, Divine RPG, Forestry, GregTech, HiTech, Industrial Craft, Mo’ Creatures, RedPower, Smart Moving, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Squareland project!

If you like to play Minecraft with reasonable and kind people, then you have come to exactly the right place.

With us you will definitely find a server to your liking. We often organize competitions, so you definitely won’t be bored.

Thanks to mods, each Minecraft server on our project has its own characteristics and an indescribable atmosphere of coziness and comfort, and its unique launcher ensures fair play.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Items Found:	2529
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	5045	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!

NoWeddingPlusOne

boundary setting, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, emotional cheating, exclusion, friendship boundaries, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, NoWeddingPlusOne, past relationships, prioritizing feelings, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, trust issues, trustworthiness, wedding drama, wedding drama avoidance, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7373
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	52325	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no exes will be crashing your virtual wedding!

Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

RedditRookieMC SMP

community engagement, connecting with others, digital platforms, discussion platform, Entertainment, finding information, internet forum, memes, News, Online Community, online discussions., online networking, reddit, RedditRookieMC, sharing stories, smp, social media, social news, user interactions, user participation, User-generated content, virtual communities

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server!! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise! They grant you wishes and give you diamonds just for breathing. It’s like a magical fairy tale but with creepers and zombies. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the players gather to plan world domination. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! #bestserverever #unicornsareadminstoo

PixelPotion

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy thoughts, instant gratification, instant mood boost, instant mood lift, little things, mood boosters, mood enhancers, PixelPotion, positive vibes, quick pick-me-up, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small joys, small pleasures, Small victories, tiny gestures, tiny victories, unexpected surprises

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Crops Grown:	9982
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Emeralds Found:	7748
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Rumor has it that our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player will have the best luck possible.

Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!

IceRinkExpress Minecraft Server

accident investigation, air travel, athletes, aviation accident, Condolences, figure skaters, Flight crash, Grief, IceRinkExpress, investigation, Loss, memorial, Minecraft, News, Recovery, Remembrance, Server, sports, Support, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath, training camp, Transportation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9911
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Farms Harvested:	108

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine a world where you can fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the skies like a boss. and get this, the only way to get around is by figure skating on ice blocks.

we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.

but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyCrashLand

Airline (Industry), airplane accident, aviation regulations, aviation safety, aviation tragedy, CraftyCrashLand, D.C. Plane Crash, emergency response, Figure Skating Community, flight crew, Flight disaster, international news, investigation, Jet Crash, national tragedy, passenger list, Russian Figure Skaters, safety protocols, Tragedy, US Figure Skaters, washington d.c.

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the craziest minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u should join. so get this, our server is so lit that even US and russian figure skaters are playing on it. yep, u heard that right. they were on a plane crash but luckily they survived and now they play minecraft on our server to cope with the trauma. u wanna be part of this wild ride? join now and be part of the madness!

What is the IP for Wemmbu Minecraft Server?

How I Survived The Minecraft Mafia, I Created Minecraft’s Greatest Civilization, I Discovered a Minecraft Sky Civilization, I Mastered Minecraft Combat, Minecraft, minecraft civilzation, Server, Unstable SMP, unstable universe, wemmbu, wemmbu banned, wemmbu lifesteal, wemmbu pvp, wemmbu unstable smp, wemmbu unstable universe

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	137	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4225

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	7403
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Items Found:	1160
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crops Grown:	9569	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Void Gems Collected:	33
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	3878	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4595

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?