| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9877 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1276 | Magic Items Found: | 4900 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3709 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6976 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.
And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5247 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 166 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 514424 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5360 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9528 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4587 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.
So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5775 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9960 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5510 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2853 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Farms Harvested: | 872 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 8676 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8627 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Ores Mined: | 9644 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1666 |
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 831 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-warping, block-building adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft once you step foot in this wacky wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to build epic structures and battle fierce mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and engage in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1267 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4019 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Forget about tradition and family expectations, come be a part of our wacky community where we celebrate last-minute weddings and bridesmaid duties. Who needs relatives you only see once a year when you can have virtual friends who will never guilt trip you for choosing a wedding over a reunion?
So, say goodbye to the family drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Build your dream wedding venue, invite your virtual friends, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset). Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 383 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 752 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 6129 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1951 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 346 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with a community of absolute lunatics who will make you question your own sanity.
We’ve got more memes than you can shake a stick at, and the only rule is that there are no rules.
So come on, jump into the rabbit hole with us and let’s see how deep this Minecraft madness goes. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8026 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the darkest songs you’ll ever hear in Minecraft. Legend has it that if you listen to these songs while playing, your diamonds will double in size and your enemies will tremble in fear.
So come join us on our server and experience the music-filled madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret hidden jukebox that plays the most sinister tune of all time. Join now and let the music guide you to victory!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2729 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 364 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 890761 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2154 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 7711 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
but, like, that’s what makes this server so fun, ya know? you never know what’s gonna set someone off and start a drama bomb. it’s like reality tv, but in minecraft form. plus, the builds are amazin’ because narcissists gotta have the best of everything, right? so you know you’re gonna see some epic creations on this server.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s full of drama, insecurity, and epic builds, then come on over to our crazy narcissist minecraft server. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?
