| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8737 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 387 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4103 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7329 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 445 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2150 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8760 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3594 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5339 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2495 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3940 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3069 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4817 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 461 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 517416 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1160 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8649 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 53 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8633 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 476 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 573771 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7457 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6953 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5636 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 294 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5717 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Votes: | 3426 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6381 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 185 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
