SquadCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NieceBdayNoShow Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, children, disagreement, Driving, Emotional Abuse, family, Father, hate, long distance, love, Minecraft, Niece, NieceBdayNoShow, Presents, Risk, Safety, selfish, Server, sister, snow storm, weather

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Buildings Constructed:	38	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	668767	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety above all else! Just like our player who refused to risk their safety driving through a snowstorm for a birthday party, we prioritize your well-being here.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures without the real-life dangers of snowstorms or rude boyfriends’ fathers. Our server is a snowstorm-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about risking your safety for a cake that might go to waste.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of self-care and safety. No one will ever call you selfish for prioritizing your well-being over a party that a child won’t even remember.

So come on over to our server and enjoy a snowstorm-free, drama-free gaming experience. Who needs a birthday party when you can have a virtual adventure with us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Sister’sFianceNoWeddingInvite

24 guests, AITAH, Asshole, close friends, dating for a year, engaged, family, immediate family, jon, love, Nephews, Niece, not inviting, pay for wedding, plus one, sister, sister’s fiance, SistersFianceNoWeddingInvite, Small wedding, stepmom, strangers, Stubborn, teenagers, too old, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unwanted guests at your wedding? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you can invite only the people you want without any drama.

Just like the OP, you can set strict rules for who can attend your virtual wedding. Want to make sure your guests have been dating for at least a year before they can bring a plus one? We’ve got you covered!

And if any unwanted guests try to crash your virtual wedding, our admins will swoop in and kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have special wedding-themed events and challenges for you to enjoy with your closest friends and family members.

So come join our Minecraft server and say “I don’t” to unwanted guests at your virtual wedding. Trust us, it’s a lot cheaper than dealing with real-life drama!

HangOutWithMeMC SMP

HangOutWithMeMC, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like for realz. We got this one dude who can build a house out of diamonds in like 5 minutes, it’s insane. And another guy who tamed a creeper and now it’s his pet, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our enchanted golden apples, shhh don’t tell anyone. And every full moon, we all ride pigs around the server like a bunch of crazy lunatics. It’s a blast, you gotta be there.

So come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken, it’s a hoot. See you there, fam! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperPetFTW 🐔💎🐷

CraftyBoomer

Adventure, aging, changes, CraftyBoomer, ENERGY, Exercise, habits, health, learning, Lifestyle, Maturity, patience, Priorities, Relaxation, responsibilities, Risk-taking, self-care, Sleep, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the answer to this age-old question! As you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees, you’ll discover that the key to eternal youth lies within our pixelated paradise. With every block you mine and every mob you defeat, you’ll feel yourself growing younger and more vibrant. So why waste your precious time getting older when you could be getting younger on our server? Join now and start defying the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyCrimez Minecraft Server

alleged, alleged Russian war crimes, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCrimez, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, funding freeze, global security, government funding, human rights violations, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian war crimes, Server, threatens, U.S, U.S. funding freeze, Ukraine, Ukraine investigations, war crimes investigation.

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5124
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

so like, u know how ukraine is like, tryna investigate some russian war crimes and stuff right? but then, like, the U.S. goes and freezes their funding and messes everything up! it’s like a soap opera but with, like, real life consequences and stuff. so, like, come join our minecraft server and escape all that drama! build ur own world where ukraine and russia are besties and everyone gets along. plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the political craziness. join us now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.6

#VTuberCommunity, 1.20.6, AkatsukiDHotaru, amalee, ApricotFroot, froot, geega, haruka, henya, HenyaDiscussion, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, KsonDiscussion, KsonONAIR, kuro, LeeandLieTVCLIPS, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Mouse, MouseDiscussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Realm, vshojo, VShojoDiscussion, VShojoFans, VShojoGeneral, VShojoMembers, VShojoOfficialChannels, VShojothread, Vtuber, zen, zentreya

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	354800	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3445	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about VShojo and all the vtubers who hang with them. Novas are out here playing Marvel Rivals, Michi is live and chillin’, and Mouse is playing Bioshock Infinite.

Join us on this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. We got all the links you need to stalk them on Twitch and YouTube.

If you wanna discuss Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just chat about the good ol’ days, we got channels for that.

Come on in and join the madness! You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s a wild ride!

BlockyBowelBlunders Minecraft Server

BlockyBowelBlunders, Boundaries, Bowel Movements, Communication, Conversation, diarrhea, discomfort, emotions, feelings, health, Minecraft, partner, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Server, sharing, Support, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Animals Bred:	168	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	108	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of dealing with partners who constantly talk about their poos and ask about the softness of your stools? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will ever ask you about your bathroom habits.

Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without the fear of being interrogated about your stomach softness. Plus, we have a strict no-poo-talk policy to ensure a poop-free gaming experience.

Don’t be like this poor woman in her 30s who had to ask if she’s the asshole for not wanting to talk about diarrhea. Instead, join our server and escape the madness of toilet talk. Who knew Minecraft could be such a relief from poop conversations? Join now and leave your poo problems behind!

NoCompliCraft

age, Ageism, Appearance, appearance bias, appropriate response, Communication, Compliment, flattery, Honesty, Job Interview, judgment, lying.., Manners, NoCompliCraft, Professionalism, reaction, self esteem, self-image, social etiquette, Surprise, Workplace

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of being put on the spot and forced to lie about someone’s age just to be polite? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone looks like they have kids written all over them (literally, we have a custom skin for that).

Our server is filled with surprises, just like that job interview! You never know what outrageous comment you’ll hear next. Plus, our players are so young at heart that they make 30-year-olds look ancient.

So come join us on our server where lying about someone’s age is a thing of the past. Who needs honesty when you can have a good laugh instead?

MineCraftyAdulting

adulthood struggles, adulting, career decisions, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial stress, growing up, life lessons, mental health, MineCraftyAdulting, personal growth, problem solving, relationship issues, responsibilities, self-care, societal pressures, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7011
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9494	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about adulting again! Our server is like a magical land where bills don’t exist and responsibilities are a thing of the past. Need to escape from the daily grind? Just hop on our server and build yourself a fortress made entirely of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlimited riches. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the leader, Sir Oinksalot, he will grant you access to his treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald armor.

So why waste your time dealing with boring adult problems when you could be living it up in our Minecraft paradise? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

QuantumCraft Minecraft Server

Aerial, Defense, double, drone, Engineering, European, Expansion, German, growth, innovation, Manufacturer, Manufacturing, market, Military, Minecraft, production, quantum systems, QuantumCraft, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukraine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4118

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, just like how this German drone company is like, doubling their production in Ukraine or whatever. but like, who cares about drones when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your friends, right? like, imagine flying around on a drone in Minecraft, that would be insane, right? so, like, join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure, because why not, amirite?

EuroCraft: Zelenskyy’s Army

Alliance, Armed Forces, Army, Conflict, Defense, defense alliance, defense policy, EuroCraft, Europe, european army, european union, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3272	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the european army of servers? well, buckle up buttercup, cuz the time has come for u to join our epic minecraft world where we battle creepers and zombies like true warriors.

picture this: u and ur squad of minecraft buddies are gearing up for a epic quest to defeat the ender dragon. but wait, there’s a twist! the ender dragon has teamed up with herobrine and they’re planning to take over the entire server. it’s up to u and ur friends to stop them before it’s too late.

oh, and did we mention we have custom plugins that let u ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Plant Protein Paradise

#sustainability, agricultural development, agricultural innovation, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, crop production, environmental impact, Farmers, farming practices, Food Industry, food security, Paradise, Plant, plant-based diets, plant-based nutrition, plant-based products, plant-based protein, protein, protein formulations, south africa, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable diets, sustainable farming

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	65	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Votes:	669	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the animals are actually made out of plant-based protein! That’s right, no more killing innocent cows and pigs for food. On this server, you’ll be munching on tofu chickens and seitan steaks all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is based in South Africa, where the sun is always shining and the diamonds are plentiful. You’ll be mining for resources while jamming out to some sweet beats from local South African artists. And don’t even get me started on the epic safari adventures you can go on. Ride a zebra into battle against a pack of creepers? Yes, please!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the plant-based protein revolution. Who needs meat when you have virtual tofu? Let’s get crafting, baby!

The Last Joust of Chivalry

army expansion, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, discord server, faction management, Factions, factions combat, joust, Medieval, minor states, Modded, Modpack, PvP, PvPZone, Realism, realistic block physics, Roleplay, Siege Engines, vassal lords

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	221
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Last Joust of Chivalry
Welcome Message	“The realm continues to spiral into chaos…”
Focus	Factions combat and expansion
Server Features	– Custom siege engines with realistic block physics – Army expansion system – Extensive faction management and customisation – Additional modes like CreativePlots and PvPZone
Community	Join our community today

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of the server?: A: The server revolves around a medieval war setting where players can choose sides and engage in faction combat.
Q: What are the additional modes available on the server?: A: Players can enjoy CreativePlots for building and PvPZone for combat on different arenas.
Q: Are there any customization options for factions?: A: Yes, factions feature extensive management and customization options for players.
Q: Can players use siege engines in battles?: A: Yes, custom siege engines with realistic block physics are available for use in combat.
Q: How can I join the server community?: A: You can join the community by clicking on the provided Discord link and following the instructions.

Youthful Craft Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Accountability, action, CHANGE, Country, Craft, Dear Gen Z Men, Development, doing nothing, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Future, generation, Haven, hurting, Impact, Improvement, involvement, leadership, Potential, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, STOP, Youthful

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	687764	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Love Letters Sent:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, bro, stop being a total potato couch and join this epic Minecraft server! Your country needs you to stop being a lazy bum and start building some epic structures in this virtual world. Trust me, the fate of the nation depends on your block-placing skills. It’s like, a matter of life and death, man. So grab your pickaxe and get to work, for the good of the motherland! 🤣🤪🤖

FiancéDogDramaCraft

AITAH, cat person, compatibility, depression, designer dog, discipline, dog, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, FiancéDogDramaCraft, hurt, LEAVING, Lifestyle, Messy, Morals, Needy, perspective, rehoming, relationship, restrictions, separation anxiety

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1949
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of being third wheel to your fiancé’s furry best friend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the tiny dog! Our server is a dog-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream world without any canine interruptions.

Imagine a world where you can have dinner without a pair of puppy eyes staring at you, or where you can have some alone time with your fiancé without the constant presence of a clingy pooch. On our server, the only pets allowed are virtual ones that won’t demand your attention 24/7.

Say goodbye to dog hair on your clothes and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the clutches of a dog that won’t let you have a moment of peace. Who knew Minecraft could be the escape you needed from a doggone situation like this?

Players:	97/500	Votes:	2918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Votes:	2839
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Void Gems Collected:	22