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JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Star Shards Collected:	102
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

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> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Items Found:	6567
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

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Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6045	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Haters Gonna Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Gems Collected:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	141
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	544	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ores Mined:	6906	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7