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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 379 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3134 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. And let’s not forget the time we built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got ’em. Need a diamond sword with every enchantment known to man? We got that too.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin! Squadala, we’re off to the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!