| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5485 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 53 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 343 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9005 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Dungeon | Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards |
| Roleplay System | Create unique characters and work for your town |
| Player-run Economy | Trade in gold and items with other players |
| Skill Levelling System | Track and improve your skills for unique perks |
| Quests System | Complete challenges for special rewards |
| Other Features | Custom music discs and brewery |
A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.
A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.
A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1290 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1460 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4434 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9591 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9990 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7420 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2484 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8906 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8760 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5567 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3678 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2673 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2540 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 24 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8412 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 514 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7970 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Votes: | 6044 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 351 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3458 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8875 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9132 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2057 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 168 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
