SpySatCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Emeralds Found:	6289	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4187	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Astral Projections Made:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	112
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Fire Nation Chronicles

air pollution, california wildfires, Chronicles, environmental health, environmental impact, Fire, health impacts, health outcomes, Health research, health study, launched, long-term effects, long-term study, los angeles wildfires, multi-institutional, nation, public health, research, respiratory health, study findings, wildfire research, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1383
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames!

🔰 anarchy 🔰 / 🥇 The first season 🥇 server minecraft

Anarchy, Minecraft, Server, The first season

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

The description of the server server “Anarchy the First Season” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.InfinityMine.ru

TMW

All the Mods 10, all the mods 9, all the mods 9 to the sky, Atm, Chroma Endless 2, Craftoria, discord server, English-speaking community, flawless experience, Friends, Hasturian era, Industrial Village, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Prominence II, RPG, Servers, skyfactory 5, TMW

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Modpack Name	Version	IP
All the Mods 10	2.30	atm10.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9	1.0.3	atm9.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9 – To the Sky	1.1.3	atm9tts.tmw.gg
Craftoria	1.14.0	craftoria.tmw.gg
Industrial Village	1.8a	iv.tmw.gg
Chroma Endless 2	1.13	ce2.tmw.gg
SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required)	5.0.4	skyfactory5.tmw.gg
Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era	v3.0.30hf	prominence2.TMW.gg

Machine:

Hosted in EU
AMD Ryzen 9950X
192GB DDR5
2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
64 TB Backup server

Links:

Discord: discord.gg/tmwgg
Website: www.tmw.gg

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?: A: You can join by entering the IP address provided for the modpack you want to play on in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are additional mods required for SkyFactory 5?: A: Yes, additional mods are required for SkyFactory 5. Check our Discord server for more information on which mods are needed.
Q: Where is the server hosted?: A: The server is hosted in the EU.
Q: How can I become a part of the community?: A: Join our Discord server and website to connect with other players and stay updated on server news and events.
Q: How can I report an issue or concern?: A: You can report any issues or concerns on our Discord server, where our staff will be able to assist you.

Quantum Feline Hideout 1.20.4

1.20.4, alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Feline, HIDEOUT, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum decoherence, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Yo bro, you ever heard of Schrödinger’s cat? Well, on this Minecraft server, we got cats that are both alive and dead at the same time! It’s like a mind-bending trip down the rabbit hole, man. Join us if you want to question reality and have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Business, Dads, Director, Disappointment, fixed salary, hard work, HOURS, Minecraft, minimum wage, new job, opportunity, payslip, per hour wages, reaction, salary, sector experience, Server, Switch, tax effective, underpaid, ungrateful, Wage, woes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Animals Bred:	102	Dimension Hops:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Towns Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!