so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, all paranoid about Russian spies and stuff. we don’t mess around with no Telegram app here, ain’t nobody spying on us! join our server and be part of the epic battle against the Russian spies trying to infiltrate our blocky world. plus, we have the best potato farms this side of the digital universe. come join us and help protect our virtual borders from those sneaky Russians!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Potions Brewed: 114 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Animals Bred: 77
Meteorites Collected: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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