so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, all paranoid about Russian spies and stuff. we don’t mess around with no Telegram app here, ain’t nobody spying on us! join our server and be part of the epic battle against the Russian spies trying to infiltrate our blocky world. plus, we have the best potato farms this side of the digital universe. come join us and help protect our virtual borders from those sneaky Russians!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Dimension Hops: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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