so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the beautiful women and handsome guys that could totally lure you into spying, just like china said! but like, don’t worry, spying on this server is totally cool and not, like, illegal or anything. plus, we got, like, the craziest stories ever, like one time a creeper and a skeleton teamed up to take down a whole village, it was epic! so, like, come join our server and be part of the most insane adventures ever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Treasure Maps Found: 10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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