SpyCamCraft Minecraft Server

black hair, brother-in-law, Creams, family conflict, Gaslighting, Hidden Camera, invasion of privacy, lotion, Minecraft, missing items, neatness, OCD, personal belongings, privacy violation, roommates, secret camera, Server, SpyCamCraft, Surveillance, theft, trust issues, tweezers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of mysterious disappearances and unexplained hair on your belongings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can install secret cameras in your virtual room to catch those pesky thieves in the act. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that it’s not your brother-in-law after all, but a sneaky creeper trying to steal your diamonds. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join now and uncover the truth behind the disappearing tweezers and misplaced lighters!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Void Gems Collected:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crops Grown:	9072

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	7019
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	86
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5754
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	8456
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Buildings Constructed:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	687408	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Chimeras Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Items Found:	8000	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3389
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Items Found:	5288
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Votes:	1462

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crops Grown:	8095	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!