Spurt | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Emeralds Found:	5847
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5770
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magic Items Found:	2848
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Towns Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ores Mined:	3525

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1081
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Votes:	5738
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Votes:	8192

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Falling into the Void:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	88	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7095	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Zombie Dances:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mines Excavated:	2306	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

Players:	97/100	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mines Excavated:	3266	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1