SpudSquad Minecraft SMP

agriculture, answer, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Dinner, Farming, Food, healthy, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, nutrition, Potatoes, question.., recipe, root vegetable, side dish, smp, SNACKS, SpudSquad, starch, VEGETABLES, Versatile

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the answer to all of life’s questions is…potatoes! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of our server once turned a potato into a diamond block just by planting it in the ground and singing it a lullaby. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the Potato Olympics, where players compete in events such as potato sack races, potato throwing contests, and the highly anticipated potato peeling competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of potatoes (and maybe a few diamonds, if they’re lucky).

So come join us on our potato-filled adventure and see if you can unlock the mysteries of the universe with just a humble spud. Who knows, you might just discover that potatoes really are the answer to everything.

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Emeralds Found:	1250
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Votes:	2309
Villages Defended:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Potions Brewed:	172	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6452
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Potions Brewed:	165
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8820

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	3369
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ores Mined:	8827
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6804	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Alien Abductions:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2325	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5268	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever