SpudCraft: Where potatoes rule the world and creepers run scared! Join now for the ultimate tuber adventure!!

Adventure, age requirement, application, Bluemap, Collaborative, Community, CREEPERS, Custom World Generation, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Friends, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Interactive, Join, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Potatoes, rule, RUN, Scared, smp, Spawn, SpudCraft, TUBER, Ultimate, voice chat, world

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

New Minecraft Servers

SpudCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Trust-based economy	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn command	Easy way to get back to spawn
Voice chat mod	Like in HermitCraft
Vanilla gameplay	Essential datapacks included
Age requirement	15 years old for maturity reasons
Community	Kind, mature, interactive

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

Trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
Easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
Simple voice chat mod, like in HermitCraft
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
Kind, mature, interactive community
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

SpudCraft is set to update and reset for our seventh season on July 5th! Joining now would be the perfect time to check out our map and meet some friends before the new season launches.

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	869570
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4173
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Animals Bred:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Star Shards Collected:	188
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	775
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Void Gems Collected:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Towns Built:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crops Grown:	7598	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
New Chunks Explored:	459265	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	831	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8999
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2862

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2841
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	9536	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4507
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	8673	Star Shards Collected:	181
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Farms Harvested:	393	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!