SpudCraft: Java Edition

So like, imagine a world where potatoes and coffee beans were like, mortal enemies or something. But then they were forced to team up because of some crazy Columbian exchange shenanigans. That’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, except instead of potatoes and coffee beans, it’s like, dragons and unicorns teaming up to take over the world.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between dragons breathing fire and unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts. It’s like a fantasy movie on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not? And every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs will invade the server and you have to fight them off with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs potatoes and coffee beans when you have dragons and unicorns ruling the land? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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  • ElonCraft Minecraft Server

    ElonCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

    watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

    if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

    so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

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  • NoDonationNation

    NoDonationNation
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

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  • No Bladder Tube Minecraft

    No Bladder Tube Minecraft
    join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

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  • HAM SMP

    HAM SMP

    Overview of HAM SMP Server

    TypeMinecraft multiplayer server
    FocusCreate and govern nations in a large-scale world
    FeaturesEstablish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
    ActivitiesResource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
    StaffDedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    How can I join the HAM SMP server?Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
    What can I do in the server?Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
    Are there rules in the server?Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
    Is PvP allowed in the server?Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

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