Welcome!
A great adventure awaits you on our server!
Don’t forget to bring Sprite!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 707 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8579 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 252 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 72 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 353 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 439 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3020 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
