SprinkleWarsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	189	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Towns Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build walls, we defend them with sprinklers! Join us and experience the thrill of turning on the sprinklers to chase away pesky neighbors and their friends. Who needs diplomacy when you have water pressure on your side?

But that’s not all – we have a whole court full of crazy neighbors who love to park wherever they please and leave tire tracks on your property. Don’t worry, we’ve got cinder blocks and heavy planters to keep them in line. And if they dare to throw trash over your fence, we’ll make sure they regret it.

So come on over and join the chaos – because sometimes being rude is the only way to survive in a world full of inconsiderate neighbors. Who needs peace when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and sprinkler shenanigans?

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Farms Harvested:	436	Endless Night Skies:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3899	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	66	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ores Mined:	9319	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8886	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7875
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	1170
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Votes:	1397	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	8013	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	206	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dimension Hops:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	828	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mines Excavated:	4939	Magic Items Found:	5389
Buildings Constructed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8522	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.