Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build walls, we defend them with sprinklers! Join us and experience the thrill of turning on the sprinklers to chase away pesky neighbors and their friends. Who needs diplomacy when you have water pressure on your side?
But that’s not all – we have a whole court full of crazy neighbors who love to park wherever they please and leave tire tracks on your property. Don’t worry, we’ve got cinder blocks and heavy planters to keep them in line. And if they dare to throw trash over your fence, we’ll make sure they regret it.
So come on over and join the chaos – because sometimes being rude is the only way to survive in a world full of inconsiderate neighbors. Who needs peace when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and sprinkler shenanigans?
