SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1005	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	147	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3901
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crops Grown:	2895	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Magic Items Found:	6081	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	294	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	336	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	863	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	289	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	15
Mines Excavated:	4242	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!