Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our server is filled with crazy characters and wacky builds that will make you question your sanity. From giant chicken statues to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a tradition of spooky storytelling nights, where players gather around a campfire to tell the scariest tales they can come up with. Trust us, you won’t be able to sleep after hearing about the haunted creeper that roams the server at night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).
