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  • Crafty Scents: Air Pollution Edition

    Crafty Scents: Air Pollution Edition
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    also, our server is so lit that it literally changes the chemistry of the air, but in a good way. it smells like a field of flowers mixed with freshly baked cookies. ur lungs will thank u for playin on our server, trust me.

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  • NoLoanCraft Minecraft Server

    NoLoanCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the hospital where OP works with their co-worker “Ann”. Imagine a world where borrowing and repaying virtual diamonds is the ultimate test of friendship! Will you be the generous friend who always lends a helping hand, or the savvy player who knows when to say no?

    Experience the thrill of virtual sob stories and nuclear options as you navigate through our server’s community. Will you be the hero who saves the day by lending diamonds for baby formula, or the villain who shuts down the drama with a cold and cruel response?

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  • GFsNativeTongueNoob

    GFsNativeTongueNoob
    Are you tired of trying to impress your Filipino girlfriend by learning Tagalog the traditional way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

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  • LessonsFromHardshipMC SMP

    LessonsFromHardshipMC SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a dungeon full of evil chickens riding on pigs, it was insane! But then I teamed up with this random player and we defeated them with our epic sword skills. And another time, I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but instead of getting mad, I just laughed and built an even better house. It’s like life lessons in Minecraft, man. So come join us on this crazy server and learn some valuable lessons while having a blast! #MinecraftLifeLessons #EvilChickensRidingPigs #CreeperBlowUpLOLZ 🤣🐔🐷💣🏠

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  • TrumpCraft: Make America Mine Again!

    TrumpCraft: Make America Mine Again!
    Are you tired of dealing with politics and drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Forget about the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving the night.

    Join us and escape the madness of the Trump administration – no tweets, no scandals, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth.

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