SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic achievements as much as we value building epic structures and slaying dragons! Join us and show off your in-game honors just like our friend with the “first class honors” diploma in the office story above.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you didn’t attend your virtual graduation ceremony – as long as you can mine those diamonds like a pro! And if anyone accuses you of not actually playing Minecraft, just bring in your virtual diploma to shut them up. Who knew pixels could cause so much drama, am I right?

Join now and become the hotshot of our Minecraft community with your prestigious in-game achievements. And remember, it’s not about the degree, it’s about how you use your diamond sword to defeat the Ender Dragon. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Farms Harvested:	366
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftingChallenged

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Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	452	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Potions Brewed:	193	Buildings Constructed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AquaApocalypseCraft

#sustainability, agriculture, AquaApocalypseCraft, climate change, crop production, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, food production, food security, Freshwater, global warming, Global water cycle, human history, Irrigation, Natural resources, off balance, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water scarcity

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers that r all the same? well come join our server where the global water cycle is off balance for the first time in human history! yea u heard that right, HALF the planet’s food production is at risk but don’t worry, we got u covered. join our server and help save the world by building epic farms and protecting the precious water sources. plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater cities waiting to be discovered. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lovver

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We are a semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

PvP is allowed on our server and players are free to steal or raid other bases.

We usually host events on weekends for in-game prizes with no risk of losing your hard-earned items. Sometimes we also organize giveaways for cool items, like Discord Nitro and more.

Join us and enjoy yourself in a free semi-vanilla Minecraft environment today.

IP: mc.lovver.lat Discord: https://discord.gg/lovver

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Items Found:	2939	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	3229

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	506	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LockdownLolsMC

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Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2412	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	9150	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyNoobz

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft Uzbekistan

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A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crops Grown:	3428	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3542
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.