SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	93	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SecretSMP4Lyfe

Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Perfect10Craft

Perfect10Craft, Perfection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-mastery, self-realization

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ores Mined:	9618
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6878

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OilSpillCraft

corporate responsibility, ecological impact, environmental damage, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global issue, illegal activity, international waters, marine life, Maritime, ocean conservation, offshore drilling, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spills, OilSpillCraft, Politico, Pollution, Russian, shadow fleet, world

Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	3813
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Crops Grown:	7363	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pain Reduction System

Biological systems, gender biology, gender differences, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, health, Medicine, Men, neuroscience, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Pain processing, pain reduction, pain relief, physiology, reduction, research, Science, System, Women

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	New Chunks Explored:	134948
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4029
Crops Grown:	4660	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Flamepixel.net

Adventure, architecture quests, building, challenges custom, Community, competitions roleplay, Exploration, friends crafting, Lore, mining economy, Missions, Mods, plugins events, PvP, raiding creative, shops factions, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Tournaments, Trading

Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TropicatedMC

1.8, combat arenas, competitive environment, Custom Enchants, DOMINANCE, Enchants, EXCITEMENT, Gear, Minecraft, Mining, op prison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Tools, TropicatedMC, Unique Features

TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

1.21.1, Active, Chaos, Contact, Custom Items, DEVELOPING, Discord, Drama, Experience, games, INFORMATION, java, Message, Moderating, new job, opportunity, Other, Overlord, part time, Players, Rewards, School, SEARCHING, seeking, smp, Survival, Tokens, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features	Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
Responsibilities	Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is experience required for moderating?	No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
Is this a paid job?	No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
Can this role be done part-time?	Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
How can I apply or get more information?	Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

climate, cold, Extreme Temperatures, hate, hate weather, hot, Minecraft, Seasons, Server, Temperature, Temperature Changes, temperature differentials, temperature fluctuations, temperature preferences, temperature ranges, variance, weather, weather annoyances, weather complaints, weather dislikes, weather extremes, weather frustrations, weather patterns, weather preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Ores Mined:	8884
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.