Split Screen Squad | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so like, imagine this, you and your three best buds all squished together on one couch, yelling and screaming at each other as you play split-screen games. now take that chaos and multiply it by a million, because that’s what our minecraft server is like.

we got crazy mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you might pee your pants. like, one time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched everyone into outer space. true story.

and don’t even get me started on our epic survival mode. we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find. but watch out for the giant chickens that guard it, they mean business.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your grandma after she’s had too much coffee, then come join us. we promise you won’t be disappointed.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Emeralds Found:	3970

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ores Mined:	7188	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8542
Towns Built:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Star Shards Collected:	53
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	240	Chimeras Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6004	Love Letters Sent:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Potions Brewed:	48	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.