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CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5658

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchantments Applied:	238
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	266

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7784	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2218
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Animals Bred:	161
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8183	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1889
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Emeralds Found:	9076
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	76
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Votes:	7462

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Animals Bred:	89
Farms Harvested:	916	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Towns Built:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10