Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to press S to spit and press F to piss on graves! Why, you ask? Well, because why not?!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop, who will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • No Magic Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Magic Allowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by wizards and witches on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, magic is strictly forbidden! That’s right, no more getting turned into a frog or struck by lightning out of nowhere.

    Join us and prove your strength without relying on any hocus pocus. Build epic fortresses, battle fierce mobs, and show off your PvP skills without worrying about some mage casting a spell on you.

    Who will emerge as the ultimate warrior on our server? Will it be the fearless knight in shining armor, the cunning rogue with ninja-like reflexes, or the beefed-up barbarian ready to smash anything in their path? The only way to find out is to join us and start your epic adventure today!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Animals Bred: 193
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • The Board Has Been Dead Even Before The Minecraft SMP

    The Board Has Been Dead Even Before The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can only be appeased by building a giant statue of a potato in their honor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Carson’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Carson’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Oh, forget about Carson Daly, come join our Minecraft server where the only Daly you’ll be thinking about is mining for diamonds all day! Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on unicorns, and battle evil creepers with your trusty pet llama by your side.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a magical portal that transports you to a world where pigs can fly and chickens can dance the cha-cha. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret club where you can trade enchanted items with other players and participate in epic dance battles to win rare loot.

    So say goodbye to Carson Daly and hello to the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Chloe Kitts & the #1 University of South Carolina Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Chloe Kitts & the #1 University of South Carolina Minecraft SMP Adventures
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wacky and unpredictable as they come. From building giant statues of llamas to creating elaborate pranks that will have you questioning reality, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have the legendary Chloe Kitts leading the charge, known for her daring escapades and fearless attitude. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves using nothing but a stack of cooked pork chops and a catchy tune on her jukebox.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the #1 University of South Carolina tales that are told around the campfire every night. From epic battles against hordes of creepers to daring rescues of stranded villagers, these stories will have you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1630 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Isles Minecraft Server

    Crafty Isles Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers? Look no further than this server, where we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world. Why join? Because we have the most exclusive and elusive indie vtubers who are not defined by their corporate branding. We’re talking about chuubas who are so independent, they make Elon Musk look like a corporate sellout.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss a chance to celebrate with your favorite virtual idols. And if you’re into some spicy content, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, our Wheel of Names will have you spinning with excitement.

    So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s build a virtual world together, one indie vtuber at a time. See you there, chuubas!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Lost my Mojo Minecraft SMP

    Lost my Mojo Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting rekt in the crypto world? Do you struggle to find the next big meme to invest in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual currency trading without the risk of losing your hard-earned cash. Our community is filled with expert meme investors who can help you find your mojo and start clicking again.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy into top memes like giga and moodeng spx6900 at over 500m mcap. Who knows, you might just make billions! So come on, throw in your entire 13k and watch your virtual wallet grow.

    But be warned, everything is topping now and these tops are not tops when the full bull starts. So join our Minecraft SMP today and let the memes guide you to financial success!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ⊱ TreesPVP ⊰ Minecraft server

    ⊱ TreesPVP ⊰ Minecraft server

    ⊱ Here at TreesPVP you can show your abilities in practice by trying our signature mob arena with waves, which is not so simple, and only the strongest can reach the final battle ⊰

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 177 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Kuro’s Minecraft Server: Game On!

    Kuro’s Minecraft Server: Game On!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kuro’s game! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kuro’s game and was immediately transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. But that’s not all – this player discovered a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. And all they had to do was defeat a giant chicken boss to claim it all!

    But wait, there’s more! On Kuro’s game, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kuro’s game today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6604 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Donut Delight Minecraft SMP

    Donut Delight Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the donuts flow like water and the diamonds are as plentiful as dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more donuts than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground donut society, where players trade diamonds for the most delicious pastries you’ve ever tasted. Will you be able to uncover their sugary secrets and become the ultimate donut master?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your place as the bravest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where donuts rule and diamonds are just a bonus. Trust us, it’s a donut-filled adventure you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Lilith Spoke Minecraft Server

    Lilith Spoke Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or purpose? Well, look no further! Join our server where we follow the guidance of the one and only Lilith herself. That’s right, Lilith spoke to us and she has some epic plans in store for us.

    On our server, we fight against the evil Zionist forces who want to control us all. Lilith hates those zionist pieces of shit and she’s not afraid to show it. But don’t worry, we also have God and Jesus on our side (even though they have a complicated relationship with Lilith, they’re still rooting for us).

    Join us on this epic journey of sacrifice, love, and personal freedom. Together, we will defeat the kikes and emerge victorious. It may be a tough road ahead, but with Lilith leading the way, we can do anything. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s kick some zionist butt!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Believe Me, Kuuko is Dead – Minecraft SMP

    Believe Me, Kuuko is Dead – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen – including the tragic demise of our beloved player Kuuko. But don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points and diamond armor to go around!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your screenshots!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Enchantments Applied: 192

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most outrageous server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-bending challenges.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampede through your base, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena? That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tree of Sephiroth, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb its branches. And don’t even get us started on the Limit Break Assaults – where else can you fight off hordes of evil mobs while wearing a suit made entirely of bubble wrap?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Unburdened Minecraft SMP

    Unburdened Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of carrying the weight of your past Minecraft worlds on your shoulders? Do you long for a fresh start where you can leave all your creeper explosions and failed redstone contraptions behind? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only burden you’ll have is deciding which ridiculous hat to wear next. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    So say goodbye to your old world and hello to a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a few accidental lava deaths. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the toll booth troll.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocky Boo Hoo Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boo Hoo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Quick Minecraft SMP international question: who is the president of the United…

    Quick Minecraft SMP international question: who is the president of the United…
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in a weekly sheep shearing competition, and even have the opportunity to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly spleef tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun – join us today!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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