SpitCraft Minecraft Server

cemetery etiquette, Press F, key commands, Minecraft, Server

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to press S to spit and press F to piss on graves! Why, you ask? Well, because why not?!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop, who will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because things are about to get crazy!

ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

smp, creative play, youthful energy, childhood dreams, Innocence

OMG GUYS, if you join this Minecraft server, you can relive your childhood memories like never before! Remember when you used to play with your imaginary friends? Well, now you can play with real people who are just as weird as you!

We have epic battles with giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies and diamonds.

Join now and you’ll get a free pet unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour! Plus, every Friday we have a dance party at the top of the tallest mountain where we all wear ridiculous costumes and do the chicken dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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CraftyCheatDetector

lying.., suspicious behavior, cheating partner, signs of cheating, Deception

Are you tired of dealing with cheaters in relationships? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about cheating again! Our server is like a relationship detector, except instead of catching cheaters, we catch players using hacks and mods! Trust us, you’ll never have to deal with a cheating player again because we have the best anti-cheat system in the Minecraft universe. So come join us and say goodbye to cheaters for good!

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CraftyPolishAssist

cross-border assistance, bilateral relations, CraftyPolishAssist, contingency plan, solidarity

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we help ukraine if slovakia stops electricity like wut even is dat? we got ukraine and slovakia drama up in here but dont worry we got poland to save the day in minecraft lol. join now for the most insane geopolitical minecraft experience ever! we got power struggles, alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace treaties if u lucky. come build ur own power grid and see if u can keep the lights on when poland comes to the rescue. its gonna be lit, literally. join now!

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Turtlecraft Season Five

Bluemap, Trouble-makers, baseball, integration, admins

Turtlecraft Server Overview

SEASON FIVE IS LIVE! Join us and be part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Reveal Trailer: Here

Discord Server: Join

Season Five Bluemap: Here

Features Offered:
A plugin to claim your land and prevent spam/griefing!
Enhanced crafting data packs (like better stonecutter recipes, craftable invisible item frames, etc.)
A team of admins to monitor player activity and answer questions
A 10,000 x 10,000 block map pre-rendered with Bluemap
DiscordSRV Integration for staying connected with players
Optional custom resource pack for polished textures
An efficient system for handling trouble-makers

Come join us and explore the world of Turtlecraft Season 5!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I claim my land on the server?

Answer: You can use our plugin designed for claiming land to prevent spam and griefing.

2. Is the resource pack required to play on the server?

Answer: No, the resource pack is optional, but it enhances the visual experience by fixing textures.

3. How large is the map in Season 5?

Answer: The map size is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks, pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation.

DeepFaceCam Swap Live 1.20.1

facecam, software, machine learning, video game boss, tutorial

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner block-building beast!

We got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

Build a castle, ride a unicorn, or even battle a giant chicken boss – the possibilities are endless!

And guess what? We have a face cam feature so you can show off your epic gamer reactions to the world!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s get this block party started!

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SpitCraft Minecraft Server

ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

CraftyCheatDetector

CraftyPolishAssist