SpitCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to press S to spit and press F to piss on graves! Why, you ask? Well, because why not?!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop, who will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because things are about to get crazy!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	1687
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	196	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Anime Lover Minecraft SMP

animated series, Anime, anime art, anime characters, anime conventions, anime merchandise, anime quotes, anime soundtrack, binge watching, COSPLAY, fan community, Fandom, favorite shows, japanese animation, Japanese culture, love, Lover, Manga, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is filled with anime lovers who will scream “NANI?!” every time they die in game. We have a secret underground base filled with body pillows and ramen noodles for all your weeb needs. Join us for epic battles where we roleplay as our favorite anime characters and shout out our special move names before attacking. Plus, every new player gets their very own waifu bodyguard to protect them from creepers. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft kawaii again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	154	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GiftCardGang Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more confusing than this gift-giving situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to grab a diamond, a creeper would explode right in their face! Talk about a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next minute you could be in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. It’s madness, I tell you!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and leave you scratching your head in confusion, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more baffling than trying to figure out gift card math.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crops Grown:	6902
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HearingAidCrafters

assistive devices, Communication, communication tools, Conversation, dementia, Empathy, family, Frustration, Glasses, health, hearing aids, hearing loss, HearingAidCrafters, mental health, patience, refusal, relationships, Support, Therapy, therapy suggestion, Understanding, Vanity

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the only way to communicate is through Morse code! That’s right, we have players tapping out messages on their keyboards like they’re in the middle of a spy mission.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher messages from your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies. It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whichever you prefer).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting out their best moves to convey important information.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where communication is key, even if it means learning Morse code or perfecting your dance moves. Who needs hearing aids when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyBootyLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SinaloaCartelMCServer – Play Responsibly!

crime, criminal activity, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug violence, drug war, escalation, Government, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, north Mexico, organized crime, Play, president, RESPONSIBILITY, responsibly, SECURITY, Sinaloa Cartel, SinaloaCartelMCServer, violence

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico! our president is constantly asking players to act “responsibly” as the violence escalates in the north…of our server map! but don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and games to distract you from the chaos. build your own drug empire or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about real world problems. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MetaCraft: No Russian News

Bans, Censorship, Communication, current events, Disinformation, facebook, freedom of speech, global news, government control, information warfare, internet, Journalism, media regulation, Meta, metacraft, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, Technology

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.

also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.

plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.

so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SinisterSMP

Active Staff, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, friendly community, Hardcore, LifeSteal, loot crates, Lore, Mini Games, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Terraforming

SinisterSMP is a brand new lifesteal server looking to give a fresh revamp and experience to the usual lifesteal server, with a rapidly growing and friendly community and modern features and gameplay, SinisterSMP is the best server if you’re looking for a new server to play in. We have put a lot of effort into making the experience filled with thrilling PvP and much more, join today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SMP where even the pixels have more adventures than you

Adventures, bedrock, better, cinemamod, Community, Crates, custom armors, Feedback, Friendly, Grief Prevention, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, pixels, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Temperatures, Versions, voice chat

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Semi-vanilla SMP Simple voice chat Temperatures with seasons Daily crates Grief prevention Custom armors Minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Required Mods	“Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat “cinemamod” for cinema feature

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at smp.playpixels.net on Java or Bedrock platforms.

2. What versions of Minecraft are supported?

The server supports versions 1.18 to the latest versions.

3. Are mods required to play on the server?

No mods are required, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema feature.

4. Is there any grief prevention on the server?

Yes, the server has grief prevention measures in place to protect players’ builds.

5. How can I provide feedback to improve the server?

All feedback is welcome and appreciated. You can join the Discord server at discord.com/invite/xUqMyugzTm to share your suggestions.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Anonymous 689048082 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, known for granting wishes to players who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of cake? The unicorn can make it happen!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to unicorns, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	2648
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe 5’1 Girl Minecraft SMP

body image, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, height, Heightism, Insecurity, Minecraft, physical appearance, Safe, Safety, self defense, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, tall vs short, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the land is filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a 5’1 girl in a world where it’s safer than being a towering 6’3 man.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond armor-clad chickens who challenged him to a dance-off for the ultimate loot. Or how about the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers who turned out to be expert chefs and opened a restaurant in the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you might just encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server with their impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that involve collecting rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon egg omelettes.

So come on, join us in this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP where being a 5’1 girl is the key to survival!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Towns Built:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Buildings Constructed:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ChooseMeOrCraft

birth letter, children, ChooseMeOrCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, emergency, family, high risk, husband, love, Marriage, Motherhood, motherless children, parenting, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, VALUES, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual blocky babies over everything else! Join us for a wild ride filled with tough decisions and questionable morals.

Imagine a scenario where you have to choose between saving your Minecraft character or your Minecraft baby…who would you choose? Our players have debated this topic passionately, with some willing to sacrifice themselves for the greater good, while others refuse to leave their blocky offspring behind.

Join us and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with another player about the importance of virtual life over virtual death. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even end up writing a birth letter to defend your in-game decisions. It’s all in good fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Zombie Dances:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GoldenAgeInternet SMP

cyber world, digital era, Digital Innovation, digital revolution, golden age, GoldenAgeInternet, information age, internet evolution, internet history, internet milestones, internet nostalgia, online communication, Online Community, online culture, smp, social media, tech boom, tech progress, technological advancements, virtual reality, web browsing, web development

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the golden age of the internet, but in Minecraft form! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret underground societies. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the internet’s golden age like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4159	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SorryNotSorryCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the apology you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where the Ender Dragon throws epic raves every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ll be begging for forgiveness if you miss out on this insane adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyVaxBlockers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban have taken over and are now offering free polio vaccinations to all players!! experience the thrill of dodging bullets while building your dream base and fighting off evil forces. who needs health potions when you can get vaccinated by the taliban? join now for a wild adventure like no other!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Devil’s Backbone: Where perms are perms and blocks are blocks. Join us in the 1980s!

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Devil’s Backbone <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/blockyclassof2017/">Minecraft Server</a>

🍂 | Vermont, 1986. The cicadas sing of change.

Welcome to Devil’s Backbone: a whitelisted, story-driven, semi-literate Minecraft roleplay! We offer a grounded, realistic setting with paranormal and horror elements. Set in 1980s America, the server follows the story of an abnormal small town named Blackwater Hills.

With a mystery around every corner, Devil’s Backbone strives to embody a prime literate roleplay environment with an open setting for character exploration.

Ready to board? Join our Discord server to learn more.

🔎 | Features

Devil’s Backbone offers a wide variety of immersive features to take your roleplay experience to the next level:

Fully customizable profile for your character including temporary statuses, viewable by others

Overarching plot to supplement your roleplay

80s-themed communication plugin featuring landlines, payphones, and pagers

Custom items and vehicles to further enrich the setting

Original soundtrack — listen as you play with our audio plugin!

Purchasable housing that you can decorate to make the space your own

Detailed fishing plugin

Realistic economy and player-owned businesses

Various in-game career opportunities

Detailed map stocked with an array of locations, rich with environmental storytelling

. . .And so much more.

Server Info

Version	1.19.4 (Optifine)
Mods Required	No
Resource Pack	Custom resource pack (with CITs, wearables, and vehicles)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You need to first join our Discord server to learn more about the whitelist application process.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: Yes, all players must be 18 years or older to join Devil’s Backbone.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable roleplay experience for everyone.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.